Poll: Shall we send Crad Kroeger to jail?
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#1


http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/chad_kroeger_stone_sour_not_as_good_as_nickelback


 As well as Nickelgay being one of top 10 worst musical artists/bands ever to exist, too! They are Justin Bieber, One Direction and Kayne West of rock music.

Stone Sour >>>>> Nickelsuck
Slipknot >>>>>>> Nickelbutt 
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#2
Mate shut up
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#3
1. Justin Bieber and Kanye West make good music
2. Stone Sour sucks
3. Slipknot sucks

this is how you remind me of what i really am
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#6
Metal is worse than radio dad rock tbh
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#7
He did make a bit of a fool of himself, but I wouldn't say he's one of the worst people on the planet over it. It's not genocide.

It's pretty entertaining when these feuds start up tbh. I wish feuds like this would have some cool movie/TV type of resolution where Slipknot challenge Nickelback to a stage show duel, band with the better show wins.
#8
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He did make a bit of a fool of himself, but I wouldn't say he's one of the worst people on the planet over it. It's not genocide.

It's pretty entertaining when these feuds start up tbh. I wish feuds like this would have some cool movie/TV type of resolution where Slipknot challenge Nickelback to a stage show duel, band with the better show wins.

I think a better way to resolve them would be to have each band assigned a Mighty Champion drawn from the ranks of current Victoria's Secret models, and they should bikini wrestle in custard to resolve the issue.
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#9
native language etc?
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#11
Ah I forgot Hal in the top100 UG voting
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#12
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Ah I forgot Hal in the top100 UG voting

Can only vote for users who will tell you their native language.
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#13
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Can only vote for users who will tell you their native language.


Not sure I recall anyone ever asking Hal's native language. Maybe someone should.
#14
Hey OP, what's your address so I can buy and ship you a helmet?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#15
i wish there was a clip, because Patton Oswalt does a perfect bit about wasting your energy hating bands like Nickelback.
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#16
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Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#17
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Mate shut up
yeah
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But, like, who cares?
yeah
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Metal is worse than radio dad rock tbh
yeah
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native language etc?
yeah
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Can only vote for users who will tell you their native language.
yeah
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undoubtedly "look at this graph" is the best one of those for that beautiful grating dissonance
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#18
Bieber's Spanish skills are on point, unlike OP you can hardly tell it's not his native language.
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#19
I missed the option about sending Hal to jail.

Edit:
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Ah I forgot Hal in the top100 UG voting

Do we still have 100 regs on UG?
Last edited by drdoom8793 at Jun 19, 2017,
#21
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Bieber's Spanish skills are on point, unlike OP you can hardly tell it's not his native language.

Did you see the thing where he has no clue what he's saying so he fills it with jibberish and "Dorito" or "burrito?" I can't stop laughing at it.
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#24
i love you brad
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#26
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Did you see the thing where he has no clue what he's saying so he fills it with jibberish and "Dorito" or "burrito?" I can't stop laughing at it.


man why isn't there a thread about Despacito and cultural appropriation hmmmmmmmmm
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#27
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Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#28
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Did you see the thing where he has no clue what he's saying so he fills it with jibberish and "Dorito" or "burrito?" I can't stop laughing at it.


Just watched it, still more coherent than OP.
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#29
i don't get the Hal Sephira jokes fill me in fellas
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#31
I've got absolutely NO love for Nickleback or Chad, but Corey Taylor is a piece of sh*t.  I got into Slipknot when they first came out around 1999/2000, bought they're first DVD, watched it, listened to just how redneck/ignorant/dumb they all are, immediately gave all my Slipknot stuff away to my tattoo artist ....
#32
nickelback is better than any of corey taylor's shit tbh

if i'm being truly honest, i kinda enjoy playing bass along to butt/dad rock songs like things from nickelback and 3 doors down
maybe it's just bc it's the kind of music i'd hear a lot when i was younger and i'm a very nostalgic person

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hals posts read like wingdings translated to japanese translated to english but he wont say his native tongue

also he posts and gets wound up about mad stupid shit

thats about all there is to it


idk if i ever mentioned this before (i probably did) but i learned how to read wingdings fluently when i was little so i could write .hack// fanfiction and my family not be able to read it and embarrass me
Last edited by institutions at Jun 19, 2017,
#34
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1. Justin Bieber and Kanye West make good music
2. Stone Sour sucks
3. Slipknot sucks

this is how you remind me of what i really am


I'm all for this whole thing where it's cool now to like nixkleback or whatever cuz really I don't give a shit but let's not get carried away now with Bieber and think that he's not just being handed songs on a silver plate just because of his name recognition.
#35
tbh Eat fucking shit, Todd Motherfucking McLellen Chad Kroeger!!! Coach McLellen Chad Kroeger is a lackluster hack when it comes to the playoffs music. And hey McLellen Kroeger, I got a gif for you to look at.   







Last edited by MinterMan22 at Jun 19, 2017,
#36
Yeah he's up there with the kinds of people who won't say their native language
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#37
Who are Nickelsuck and Nickelbutt though?  I've never heard of either.
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#38
pumpernickel is pretty tasty
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#40
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Who are Nickelsuck and Nickelbutt though?  I've never heard of either.

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