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#1
The topic of Hal-Sephira's native language has been a hot one recently and the matter has come under much scrutiny.  So here's what I propose we should do.  Everyone should place their bets on what exactly is Hal-Sephira's native language.  Anyone that participates but guesses incorrectly has to change their avatar to a picture of a Funko Pop thing.

Hal-Sephira please don't tell us what your native language is until after everyone can guess.


For some reason it will not allow me to edit the post on my phone so I will update the OP later but for now:

Brazilian Portuguese:
MinterMan22 
Wolfinator-x
H4T3BR33D3R

Cantonese:
kalypto 

English:
Aeolian Harmony

Hungarian:
zgr0826 

Ignoramus:
k.lainad

Klingon:
JustRooster 

Korean:
TheChaz 

Norwegian:
institutions 

Retard:
Xiaoxi 

Romanian:
matt bickerton 

Russian:
WaterGod 
StewieSwan

Swedish:
ErikLensherr 
K33nbl4d3

 Visual J++: 
slapsymcdougal 

Vogon:
jakesmellspoo 
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Last edited by theogonia777 at Jun 19, 2017,
#2
He seems kinda Scandinavian so my money's on Swedish.
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#3
brazilian portuguese

sorry i meant to say BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE




#4
Vogon
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#8
I'm going to assume he's actually the world's weirdest AI weab-bot and say Visual J++.
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#9
retard

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#10
По Русский
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#12
It's clearly the result of a being that primarily uses non-verbal communication attempting to mimic our language from analysing the internet.
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#13
I also initially thought Brazilian Portuguese, actually.
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#14
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brazilian portuguese

sorry i meant to say BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE


That was my vote in another thread and thats mine now.
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#15
russland
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#16
English


just bad at it
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#17
ignoramus
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#19
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It's clearly the result of a being that primarily uses non-verbal communication attempting to mimic our language from analysing the internet.


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#21
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He seems kinda Scandinavian so my money's on Swedish.
yeah idk why but i kind of assumed swedish
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#23
Meme answer: Hungarian
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#24
I remember once reading a post of his that said he was a native Spanish speaker, but the spanish he put was horrendous.

That was kind of funny at the time, but why did this blow up so much? Seems like this is close to harrassing the dude, since everytime he makes any comment at all people badger him with "what is your native language"

I mean, look, maybe what you guys are implying is that he's somewhat egolomaniac and prone to lying and thus lied about being a "native Spanish speaker" to impress someone and got caught or whatever. Could be the case. But I don't see what this constant bullying really accomplishes, other than making people have fun at his expense.

I know the typical response is "We would stop if he just told us his native language", but it is likely that Hal knows that if he does say that, everybody will instantly badger him with "Then why did you lie that other time blablabla". Not only that, it would be public that he (apparently) lied, so he'd face even more pressure from many more people who would now see "Oh, that dude lied and made a fool of himself", instead of the "There is a rumour that he lied, meh, whatever" feeling there is now.


Anyways, I remember Hal getting very angry at some people recently, and I feel stuff like this may be a trigger. In that case, this isn't really cool. I mean, if it was kind of harmless and done for a short period of time, yeah, it'd be fun and cool (I think I made fun of it that first time I mentioned too). But it being constant like this and whatnot is not cool. Isn't that what "13 Reasons Why" taught us or whatever? (maybe, I didn't see the show lol but I presume it teaches something like that).

Maybe I'm missing something in this situation (I presume there isn't "harm" in what he did or whatever)
#27
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if changing thread titles to carnivean banging his sister is fair play then this is too


Constant badgering of a single topic not letting a member take part of anything in the community (because you keep asking him the same question and he can't do anything) =/= A one-off joke (that isn't even done to spite the OP, or Carnivean in this case)
#28
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Constant badgering of a single topic not letting a member take part of anything in the community (because you keep asking him the same question and he can't do anything) =/= A one-off joke (that isn't even done to spite the OP, or Carnivean in this case)


Nah, Carnivean banging his sister has been a very long running joke.
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#30
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Does Carnivean accept that as a joke? Does Hal accept this thread as a joke?


a) Carnivean legitimately banged his sister.

b) Hal is kind of a jackass anyway so who cares. Have you ever read his threads? Like every thread he posts in the Pit is basically "I don't like thing!" Stop making remakes of movies because I don't like them. The guy from Nickelgay (legit what he called them) should go to jail for saying negative things about Slipknot. This whole forum is terrible. Like three threads about how much he hates me.

He's just not a positive contributor to the site and just complains about everything like the Pit is his own blog. And then he gets mad when people don't agree with his opinions. He just shits on everything without creating any content of value and his opinions about things seem to be genuine. He's one of those guys that just wants to throw stones but doesn't want them thrown back.
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#31
I'm just overly curious at this point
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#32
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I remember once reading a post of his that said he was a native Spanish speaker, but the spanish he put was horrendous.

That was kind of funny at the time, but why did this blow up so much? Seems like this is close to harrassing the dude, since everytime he makes any comment at all people badger him with "what is your native language"

I mean, look, maybe what you guys are implying is that he's somewhat egolomaniac and prone to lying and thus lied about being a "native Spanish speaker" to impress someone and got caught or whatever. Could be the case. But I don't see what this constant bullying really accomplishes, other than making people have fun at his expense.

I know the typical response is "We would stop if he just told us his native language", but it is likely that Hal knows that if he does say that, everybody will instantly badger him with "Then why did you lie that other time blablabla". Not only that, it would be public that he (apparently) lied, so he'd face even more pressure from many more people who would now see "Oh, that dude lied and made a fool of himself", instead of the "There is a rumour that he lied, meh, whatever" feeling there is now.


Anyways, I remember Hal getting very angry at some people recently, and I feel stuff like this may be a trigger. In that case, this isn't really cool. I mean, if it was kind of harmless and done for a short period of time, yeah, it'd be fun and cool (I think I made fun of it that first time I mentioned too). But it being constant like this and whatnot is not cool. Isn't that what "13 Reasons Why" taught us or whatever? (maybe, I didn't see the show lol but I presume it teaches something like that).

Maybe I'm missing something in this situation (I presume there isn't "harm" in what he did or whatever)


You fucking sperg degenerate. Do you have a source for that?
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#34
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wut?


When Hal said he spoke spanish, what lead you to before you going off on your autismo fantasy. Scum fuck rat.
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#36
Quote by gonzaw
I remember once reading a post of his that said he was a native Spanish speaker, but the spanish he put was horrendous.

That was kind of funny at the time, but why did this blow up so much? Seems like this is close to harrassing the dude, since everytime he makes any comment at all people badger him with "what is your native language"

I mean, look, maybe what you guys are implying is that he's somewhat egolomaniac and prone to lying and thus lied about being a "native Spanish speaker" to impress someone and got caught or whatever. Could be the case. But I don't see what this constant bullying really accomplishes, other than making people have fun at his expense.

I know the typical response is "We would stop if he just told us his native language", but it is likely that Hal knows that if he does say that, everybody will instantly badger him with "Then why did you lie that other time blablabla". Not only that, it would be public that he (apparently) lied, so he'd face even more pressure from many more people who would now see "Oh, that dude lied and made a fool of himself", instead of the "There is a rumour that he lied, meh, whatever" feeling there is now.


Anyways, I remember Hal getting very angry at some people recently, and I feel stuff like this may be a trigger. In that case, this isn't really cool. I mean, if it was kind of harmless and done for a short period of time, yeah, it'd be fun and cool (I think I made fun of it that first time I mentioned too). But it being constant like this and whatnot is not cool. Isn't that what "13 Reasons Why" taught us or whatever? (maybe, I didn't see the show lol but I presume it teaches something like that).

Maybe I'm missing something in this situation (I presume there isn't "harm" in what he did or whatever)
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#37
I always assumed Spanish, but I'm not betting.

Although I doubt he'll answer even after this thread so w/e.

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I do think people poking fun at this is probably worsening the chances of him ever talking to us like a normal human being, but on the other hand, why get offended for him? The former wouldn't have ever started had he acted like an actual person rather than some personified, biased blog.

If you really feel for him, why not encourage him to show a little individuality? Though fair warning, I tried and he proceeded to make yet another biased thread, so I don't think that's the forum experience he's after. He just doesn't want to connect with anyone, and you can't blame the people for that either.
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#39
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When Hal said he spoke spanish, what lead you to before you going off on your autismo fantasy. Scum fuck rat.


Found it. https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1725526&page=2

Reading back on it, seems I remembered it incorrectly. I take back the "autismo fantasy" then.
I still don't get what a "scum fuck rat" is (is it a scum who fucks rats, or is it a rat that is scum and is fuck?)
#40
Oh God its drunk Josh kill it with fire.
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