Poll: Did cats use us?
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View poll results: Did cats use us?
Yes
1 8%
No
3 25%
Meow
8 67%
Voters: 12.
#1
I've long suspected they were up to something...
Any way I found it an interesting read.

Compared to many other animals, cats have also changed very little in  the domestication process. Behaviorally, they’ve become more tolerant of  humans. Physically, though, they’re still about the same size and  shape. They still like to pounce on small prey. “Cats have done since  before they were domesticated what we needed them to do,” says 
Leslie Lyons
,  a feline geneticist at the University of Missouri. In other words,  unlike dogs that herd sheep or hunt badgers, cats didn’t need humans to  breed them to become good mouse hunters.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/06/cat-domination/530685/
#4
can confirm my cat uses me for its survival
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#5
Cats domesticated themselves, it's hilarious. They figured out that mice liked eating all the food humans stored in barns, so they started chilling in barns to hunt mice and got used to humans messing with them, then decided they liked sleeping inside human's homes because it's warmer than the barn

Also cats only meow at humans, and it mimics a baby's cries. They play on our caring instinct and manipulate us into feeding them
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#6
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#7
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#8
so my point is cats use humans to get into popular youtube videos

proof? you can't handle the proof but here's proof

WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#9
Everyone agrees, we are essentially cats slaves.
#10
It's toxoplasmosis or some bioweapon like this that they administer into the air, which controls human minds. We had a few cats (one I tamed from the wild after a month, got her shots and all of that), but my brother started getting deathly allergic to them for some reason. Had to send those bitches to the pound
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#11
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It's toxoplasmosis or some bioweapon like this that they administer into the air, which controls human minds. We had a few cats (one I tamed from the wild after a month, got her shots and all of that), but my brother started getting deathly allergic to them for some reason. Had to send those bitches to the pound

So what you're saying is you had to pound all your family's pussies.

OK Carnivean.
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#12
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It's toxoplasmosis or some bioweapon like this that they administer into the air, which controls human minds. We had a few cats (one I tamed from the wild after a month, got her shots and all of that), but my brother started getting deathly allergic to them for some reason. Had to send those bitches to the pound


You should've sent them to me

ElMaco those are some vintage memes
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#14
Did anyone else get a chuckle from the fact the "feline geneticist" last name was Lyons?
#16
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I think dog used us - cat, they can win without us!

I think of dogs as more of our partners, cats really do have that whole "doctor evil" thing going on.
#17
I watched a documentary on netflix about cats after mine had to be put down. It was really interesting how they are basically the only pet that could survive if for some reason you werent around to take care of it. They also have a way of communicating with one another and also have different vocals for when they want something from humans. They also form gangs of sorts and will push out an outsider cat. I think they gps tracked outdoor cats and found they have a 2-3 block turf they roam and run off other cats.
#18
my cats would arguably be dead or seriously injured within 48 hours of being let outside.

i'm fairly sure the one has some kind of cognitive impairment and the other is afraid of everything.

also bears, foxes, raccoons, opossums, cars.
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#19
I love cats and I wish I was a cat

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my cats would arguably be dead or seriously injured within 48 hours of being let outside.

i'm fairly sure the one has some kind of cognitive impairment and the other is afraid of everything.

also bears, foxes, raccoons, opossums, cars.


My cat fought and defeated a cat once. We heard this awful ruckus in the garden and went to look. She was sat on top of a fox in the doorway of our shed with her claws in the fox. What a badass.
#20
that's also kinda sad. i like foxes.
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#23
my cats can't even successfully kill a spider.

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#25
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Those times the cat comes inside with it's face covered in rabbits blood, but it's trying to look and act cute. 

Adorable times. 

My brother's mother-in-law's cat does this a lot. Sometimes it brings the rabbit, too.

Only thing Kittyfluff (actually it's name) has ever backed down from was a neighbour's chicken, but those buggers fight dirty.
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#26
I had a dog that killed any cats that came into our fenced in back yard with absolutely no training whatsoever, he also killed birds, squirrels, rabbits, a couple of opossums and one ground hog.

Hmmm I gues my dog was a serial killer.

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#27
Cats do meow at other cats.  Having a three cat household, I can confirm meowing is not human related.  

I will say, when I lived in Louisiana they'd sit on the couch in front of the big window and when birds flew by they'd do this weird clicking sound, like a totally different language.  I looked it up and cat behaviorists say it's pentup frustration from not being able to attack pray.  
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#28
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