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#1
Liberals are shooting Republicans, Muslims are stabbing Brits, and Right wing nuts are running over Muslims in their van.

Isn't it time we all take a step back from the vitriol and hate and just take a moment to calm down? Maybe you could go outside and just hug someone you don't like?

Everyone needs to chill kay.
#2
what if everyone got a cat

we could have full feline communism and everyone could have a cat and when they were angry they could just have snuggles instead

that way everyone would be happy and therefore everyone would treat everyone equally

so there would be equality and no racism or prejudice only love

except men are mostly the violent problem and are too sexually needy so you'd probably need females to be mandatory sex dispensers also
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#3

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
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what if everyone got a cat

we could have full feline communism and everyone could have a cat and when they were angry they could just have snuggles instead

that way everyone would be happy and therefore everyone would treat everyone equally

so there would be equality and no racism or prejudice only love

except men are mostly the violent problem and are too sexually needy so you'd probably need females to be mandatory sex dispensers also

I think we should just get rid of men altogether.
#6
Xiaoxi 
Um you missed out buddhism can you not
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#7
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#killwhitey

It's fine, the Jews are already using cats to perpetuate white genocide. We're doomed.
#8
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Xiaoxi 
Um you missed out buddhism can you not


and Zoroastrianism tbf
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#9
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what if everyone got a cat

we could have full feline communism and everyone could have a cat and when they were angry they could just have snuggles instead

that way everyone would be happy and therefore everyone would treat everyone equally

so there would be equality and no racism or prejudice only love

except men are mostly the violent problem and are too sexually needy so you'd probably need females to be mandatory sex dispensers also


No some people don't deserve to have cats. They would make the cat's life miserable
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#10
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No some people don't deserve to have cats. They would make the cat's life miserable

but cuddles
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#11
Just to be clear I laugh at that stupid ass coexist bumper sticker and it's usually on retards who can't drive. I don't want to coexist with them.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
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but cuddles

Not at the expense of happy cats. Only those with a proven track record of kindness to animals will be given a cat.
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#13
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I think we should just get rid of men altogether.


But then nothing would get done

And lol at the cat suggestion, my cat only tolerates me because I feed her, "snuggles" is met with sharp claws
#14

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Not at the expense of happy cats. Only those with a proven track record of kindness to animals will be given a cat.

ok do the other people get like a furby or something then 

i miss my cats
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ok do the other people get like a furby or something then 

i miss my cats


Sure I guess as long as they don't hurt anyone in the process of owning a furby

I miss seeing stray cats around all the time but I'm happy they don't live where I live because they'd get run over asap
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#17
There's a cat that's always wandering around my apartment. He's always staring at me from afar.
#18
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it's ok man like truth might not be something we humans can ever know for sure but I know for a fucking fact that you're wrong
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#19
I had a cat. Did not care for it but I hope she's happy in that river I threw her in.
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#21
yeah everyone needs to calm the fuck down and chill the fuck out with their political ideologies and bullshit opinions
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#22
I get along just fine tbh.
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it's ok man like truth might not be something we humans can ever know for sure but I know for a fucking fact that you're wrong

Oh fuck you! I take back what I said, all cat owners can just go to hell! IM GONNA SHIT DOWN YOUR GODAMN THROAT MOFO.
#26
as much as the media tries to propagate it, it's not actually true that we don't get along. the world isn't as hateful as the media makes it seem, most people are not terrorists running people over and blowing themselves up.
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#27
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yes but snuggles

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#28
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Just to be clear I laugh at that stupid ass coexist bumper sticker and it's usually on retards who can't drive. I don't want to coexist with them.
I saw a car recently with an "Exist" bumper sticker, with some letters fashioned out of ak47s.

He also had a Somali flag bumper sticker and an NRA sticker. I shed a single tear of joy.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
#29
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Just to be clear I laugh at that stupid ass coexist bumper sticker and it's usually on retards who can't drive. I don't want to coexist with them.


The worst drivers I find are the people that have stick men on their windows representing how many family members they have.


That or baby on board stickers.
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#30
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Just to be clear I laugh at that stupid ass coexist bumper sticker and it's usually on retards who can't drive. I don't want to coexist with them.


There are chemicals on the coexist sticker that interfere with brain chemistry relating to driving.
it's a fact.
No, really!
I saw it on Fox News, so it MUST BE TRUE.
#32
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The worst drivers I find are the people that have stick men on their windows representing how many family members they have.


That or baby on board stickers.


Just beware of Honda Odysseys and Ford Edges in general.
#33
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I saw a car recently with an "Exist" bumper sticker, with some letters fashioned out of ak47s.

He also had a Somali flag bumper sticker and an NRA sticker. I shed a single tear of joy.
lmaooo

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The worst drivers I find are the people that have stick men on their windows representing how many family members they have.

That or baby on board stickers.
So many people with those stupid ass stickers on them.

I'm thinking of getting one that says "Student Driver" and drive even more obnoxiously, if that's even possible

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
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I think we should just get rid of men altogether.

Yeah that worked out well for the black ghettos.
We can't get along, and the reason we can not get along, is the variety of ideologies the stupid grasp on too in an attempt to make their lives have meaning.

I believe someone posted a picture of a bumper sticker...
#35
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lmaooo

So many people with those stupid ass stickers on them.

I'm thinking of getting one that says "Student Driver" and drive even more obnoxiously, if that's even possible

Let's be honest, anyone with a sticker on their car is either a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity, or....

Actually, I think that covers everyone with stickers on their car.
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#37
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Bumper stickers are for assholes

HMU
Pretty sure they're for cars
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#38
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Pretty sure they're for cars

Yea, I mean seriously. Bumper stickers are pretty much the worst improvised toilet paper I ever used.
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#39
well the poo would stick to the adhesive and then you'd have a really shit bumper sticker.
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#40
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well the poo would stick to the adhesive and then you'd have a really shit bumper sticker.

The hairs on your bum stick too, though. So it's basically like waxing, but it starts halfway through the wipe.
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