Poll: Would you date yourself
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#1
If cloning tech existed, and you could make a perfect copy of yourself in a few days would you date yourself? Would you.... go all the way?
Last edited by 33db at Jun 20, 2017,
#2
If by date you mean take over the world, then yes
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#3
nah.

multiple clones.

use clones to rob banks, eliminate enemies, etc.

clones go to prison.

can't try the same person multiple times for the same crime.

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#4
If I come into contact with myself then I probably wouldn't fit too well with them. Probably not very compatible.
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#5
I'd kill him before he kills me.
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#6
I'd hate myself probably
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#7
I'd fuck me, but not date, that'd be weird
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#8
if i dont who else will
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#9
I'm a chill guy to be around and I have good hobbies, have a decent job, can cook, enjoy the outdoors, love music, etc I'd date myself. Only bad habit I have is that I shitpost on a lame guitar forum everyday
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#10
nah I'm not a fag

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#11
No because I'm straight and I am still unsure of how I am currently in a relationship because I annoy myself so much.

In fact there are 2 people I see every day who are almost exactly like me. I love that we can almost read each other's minds but I hate that all their worst qualities are ones that I have too.
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#13
33 do you just sit up at night thinking of increasingly stupid things to post ?  not into men so no. 
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#19
Not into dudes and/or incest bro.
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#21
See, I'd totally date a clone of Joshua Garcia.
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#22
but not the real one.
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#23
I'd make the clone, make it get a job, and stay home myself and live the shitposting life 24/7.
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I'd make the clone, make it get a job, and stay home myself and live the shitposting life 24/7.

This would be a cool story, where, the clone becomes super successful, finds a wife, gets a high paying job, contributes to society, and the original just wallows in ever increasing self-pity and resentment.
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This would be a cool story, where, the clone becomes super successful, finds a wife, gets a high paying job, contributes to society, and the original just wallows in ever increasing self-pity and resentment.

TBH, that last part has already happened.
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#26
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This would be a cool story, where, the clone becomes super successful, finds a wife, gets a high paying job, contributes to society, and the original just wallows in ever increasing self-pity and resentment.

Pretty sure that was the plot of a Fairly Odd Parents episode
#27
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Pretty sure that was the plot of a Fairly Odd Parents episode

damn, foiled again.
*throws out scribbled on pad of paper*
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#28
nah, aside from personality annoyances (i'm better off with someone different from me to begin with), I'm not into mixed race people (can't help but view it as a little incestual due to mixed race being an extreme minority still and only really having siblings as reference when growing up) and I'm too tight for my dick (based on dildo testing, my length is fine but my girth is a not doable)
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#29
I'm very picky when it comes to dating, so no.
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#33
Date? Hell no. Start a band? Yes.

I would be intolerable to date. I have no idea how I'm in a relationship now.

But it would be nice to have a band that's just clones of yourself.
Just a teenage girl who loves playing guitar way too much, if that's even possible.

I live for my girlfriend. <3
#34
oh man even if i had one clone we could take turns going to work.

i could get so much shit done.

or probably just continue to waste all the extra time i'd have.
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