Poll: Cult 4lyfe
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Aum Shinrikyo
1 5%
Branch Davidians
0 0%
Church Universal and Triumphant
0 0%
Family International
0 0%
Heaven's Gate
2 9%
Jehovah's Witnesses :upto:
3 14%
Mormons :upto:
3 14%
Order of the Solar Temple
1 5%
People's Temple (Jonestown)
4 18%
Raelism
0 0%
Scientology
0 0%
Unarius Academy of Science
0 0%
Other (Specify)
8 36%
Voters: 22.
#1
I've been on a real kick watching documentaries and reading shit about different cults lately. Aum Shinrikyo is probably my favorite, just because it was a bunch of smart dudes who managed to amass the resources necessary to actually follow-through on their heinous plans. 

Honorable mentions to Unarius Academy of Science, Raelism, and Heaven's Gate for UFO incorporation.

What's your favorite, and why?
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#3
Where the fuck is Blue Oyster?


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#6
cargo ones
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#7
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Although the Jonestown one is the most interesting actual cult because getting 900 people to commit suicide at once is pretty impressive (also stupid)
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#8
Other: BTBAM fans

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#9
Republican.
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#10
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Although the Jonestown one is the most interesting actual cult because getting 900 people to commit suicide at once is pretty impressive (also stupid)

Most evidence now suggests that there were very few who willingly took the poison. Most were either injected or forced to drink it at gunpoint. Jones loses points for that, in my eyes.
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#11
also movementarians
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#12
Unitology

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#13
All major world religions
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#15
Satanic Church / Nihilist groups (the progressive kind, not the die-hard Anton LaVey nut-cases)
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#17
Probably Mormonism because it's the most outwardly convincing/accepted one, despite being a blatantly deceptive.

that said, Christianity in general
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#18
Blue Oyster Cult
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#20
I'm an ex-Jehovah's Witness and I can tell you right now that cult fucks people up badly.
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#21
IDK that cult in Eyes Wide Shut seemed to have its benefits 
#22
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#23
The cult of Gretsch White Falcons through heavy Chorus....ie, THE Cult.
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#24
Mormons are pretty funny, but nothing beats vegans, even the few vegetarian friends I have think they're the worst, it's great
#27
As far as being a cult goes (Brainwashing, promoting terrible things etc), Islam is pretty damn excellent.
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#28
Other - The Church of Global Warming
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#29
The Healing Church
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#34
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#35
I find the whole jonestown massacre fascinating. Awful that it happened but really interesting how it all went down.

Heaven's Gate too. Marshall Applewhite is the craziest looking mother fuck I've ever seen.
#36
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#37
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My grandparents are JWs, and I can agree.
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#38


Fun Fact it was apparently grape flavored Flavor Aid laced with a cyanide not Kool Aid that they drank in Jonestown.
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Last edited by Evilnine at Jun 22, 2017,
#39
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Fun Fact it was apparently grape flavored Flavor Aid laced with a cyanide not Kool Aid that they drank in Jonestown.
i like how this sentence is phrased such that it can be taken to imply that kool aid would have killed them without cyanide in it
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#40
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i like how this sentence is phrased such that it can be taken to imply that kool aid would have killed them without cyanide in it


LOL that was not my intention, I just find it ironic that "Drink the Kool Aid" is used so often to reference someone following blindly when it really was Flavor Aid OH Yeeeeeeaah!

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