Poll: Would you date a homeless person?
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View poll results: Would you date a homeless person?
Yes
4 12%
Maybe
10 30%
No
16 48%
Fuck yes; date no
3 9%
Voters: 33.
#1
I got a bed 4 u right here bby


Edit: Continuing to date someone who has become homeless does not count
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#2
I only date millionaire swimsuit models.

Sense of humour is a bonus too.
#3
I only date people who post in The Pit
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#4
I've never seen an attractive homeless girl.
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#7
to put things in prospective..Would a homeless person date YOU?
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#8
As a white cis noble coward new breed of criminal scum, i would in fact date a hobo, but not if it was trans
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#9
Quote by ErikLensherr
I've never seen an attractive homeless girl.
i've seen cute crusties, but then you have to contend with the smell of never showering.

also the 99% probability of white person dreads.

and extremist leftist politics.
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#10
yeah no

especially not that homeless by choice shit. 
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#12
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homeless ladies are right up my alley 
actually laughed at this awful dad joke.
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#13
I probably would but I don't think I'd take it seriously

I did see an attractive, young homeless girl once so they are out there, if you happen to have a fetish for homeless chicks
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#14
Only if they treat me to nice restaurant crumbs.

Not those cheap dumpster crumbs like one of those cheapo homelesses.

I deserve to be pampered.
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#15
Only if they were a person who actually had a residence but identified as a homeless person.
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#16


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#17
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yeah no

especially not that homeless by choice shit. 

EXCUSE ME

The proper term is "Transwithoutpermanentresidence"
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#18
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EXCUSE ME

The proper term is "Transwithoutpermanentresidence"


Transient Citizens is actually the correct "PC" term rt
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#19
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Transient Citizens is actually the correct "PC" term rt

Excuse me, did you just assume my OS?

I'm not a "PC," nor am I Mac, I am OS-fluid.
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#21
so long as she has a job.
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#22
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to put things in prospective..Would a homeless person date YOU?

Are you implying it is potentially going to happen?
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#23
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Transient Citizens is actually the correct "PC" term rt


No it isn't lol

Also why hasn't Workaholics been brought up yet??
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#24
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No it isn't lol

Also why hasn't Workaholics been brought up yet??
i've missed so many episodes in the past few years.

is it even on anymore?

last one i saw was the one where they all sell out.
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#25
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No it isn't lol

Also why hasn't Workaholics been brought up yet??

I'll be sure to mention that to the cops I talk to daily
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#26
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I'll be sure to mention that to the cops I talk to daily


Eh they probably wouldn't care tbh

While there's thankfully no authority on "PC" terms, law enforcement is definitely not on the short list of contenders lol
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#27
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Eh they probably wouldn't care tbh

While there's thankfully no authority on "PC" terms, law enforcement is definitely not on the short list of contenders lol

cops definitely have to use all the pc terms yo. didn't you hear about the seattle (i think) cops that are being told to use "community member" instead of "suspect" in their reports?
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#28
Nope, but Seattle PD is generally a very well regarded force. They do a lot of shit right.
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#29
One advantage with dating someone that is homeless is that after your date you could just drop them off anywhere.
None of that driving halfway across town bullshit.
#30
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One advantage with dating someone that is homeless is that after your date you could just drop them off anywhere.
None of that driving halfway across town bullshit.

"pick u up at 7 by the wal mart?"

"I'll be here"

"lmao i know"
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#31
A girl at work told me a funny story about how she met this handsome guy on plenty of fish the dating app, and how she was going to meet him at a park and start a date. She found out the guy was homeless and managed to arrange the date through an internet cafe when she saw him get off a bus with ragged clothing and torn shoes. He recognized her photo and called her out by name where she freak out, ran to her car and drove off haha.

She later found out it was him because he messaged her about how he was sorry he didnt tell her he was down on his luck or something to that extent.
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