Happy birthday!
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

happy birthd-ayyy
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No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
Happy birthday UG's only other good school alum.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.

Pic of guitarxo rn
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
happy catday!
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
happy birthday here is an upside-down cat with pretty eyes

a fat one, mint condition

and here is one who doesn't trust glass tables

and finally here is one taking a cute selfie

this is just a picture of me right now

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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
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I figured you were getting tired of cats for your birthday so instead I got you this funny looking moose.

Happy birthday moosexo
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
hbd kitty kat 

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


happy birthday girl.   i'm still here if that was your wish
Thank you everyone  

I did not do anything especially exciting today but I'll make up for it this weekend. 
happy birthday Ms. Kitty.

here's a pic of my cat with his paws crossed all dainty like while glaring at me.

(anyone else having issues with tinypic? weird pop up ads, asian language video captcha, and dns server error when trying to upload. feel like i should do a scan, but i need to go to bed soon)

Happy birthday! Years ago you mentioned picking your nose with Q-tips and now I can never go back to tissues. Thank you
happy birthday even though you were very mean to me once 
Happy belated birthday, wasn't around when this was initially posted
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: Starbomb, Tears for Fears

Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
Wow totally missed this.

Happy late B-Day fellow food thread enthusiast. I hope your b-day was delish
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.

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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.