#2
Happy Birthday you latino shredder, you!

Here's something you should use tonight

I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#6
Happy birthday JC (Joshua Carcia)

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#8
Happy birthday you sexy little fuckboy cunt
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#9
Happy birthday you cunty little sexboy fuck
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#11
Happy birthday brother congrats on surviving for however long you have up to now.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#12
heppy berthdey. Best regards to you and the waifu(s)
Quote by Skibolky
No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
#13
Happy birthday you little fuck sexy boycunt
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#14
Hbd mayneee

from one Texan to another, here's a juicy mutherfukin burger

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#17
Happy B-day JC Suave.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#18
Happy Birf favorite of bros garc:

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#19
Quote by The_Blode
^ d*cks don't go in ears they go in mouths or anuses. . .never heard of it going in the ear so could be wrong. . .

Regardless, Happy birthday JC. . .
how do you know have you ever tried
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#21
Quote by snipelfritz
Happy Birf favorite of bros garc:



I had such a crush on the sister back in the day.

JC hmu wit dem digits ;|
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#23
happy bday a cool&nice user
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#26
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#27
Thank you children, you're all too kind.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Thank you children, you're all too kind.


Love you too, dad

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Wait what
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#31
Happy birthday, my cuddly latino teddy bear
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#32
What day is today?
It's JG
(/C)'s birthday
What a day for a birthday
Let's all have some cake
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#33
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Thank you children, you're all too kind.

Hey Josh-senpai. 

Teach me pick sweeping k thnx.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE