#1
How easy do you find it to lie? Can you spout off elaborate lies really easily or do you always muddle your lies and get caught?

I can effectively lie about very small things but am useless at big lies.

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#2
Depends on what I'm lying about and who I'm lying to.
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#3
I can tell lies about relativley unimportant things fairly easy but if it is something of importance I find it more difficult.

Now my brother is a pro he can improve lie about anything at the drop of a hat I think he does it by convincing himself he is telling the truth. I's funny when he tries to lie to me because we grew up making up and telling lies together and I know his M.O. his lies have too much detail and sound rehearesed even when he makes them up on the fly, he just don't know when to stop.
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#4
I really dislike lying, especially flat out making things up. I try to stick to omission, saying things that are technically true, but are intended to be misinterpreted. If it comes down to it I prefer staying as close to the truth as possible. Flat out making things up feels incredibly wrong to me.
#5
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#6
Not only am I good at lying, I'm good at covering up things so that they seem true too.

Never do though. Nor do I ever need to.
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#9
I find it incredibly hard to lie.  

See, that was a lie.  
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#10
I tend to lie spontaneously, and can carry that off fairly well.

However, within like 5 minutes, I'll have stopped caring about whatever it was I lied for, and will forget the lie, and so be caught.
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#11
depends on the situation, i can tell little, white lies to alleviate the problem we are having conversation about, but even then its a very unimportant lie and hardly changes anything. 

i dont find myself having to tell long, elaborate lies often, its quite rare, actually the last time i had to tell a big lie, it was when talking to my parents drunk or high at 2 am coming home from house parties or clubs on a school night ... i'd make up very solid claims on the spot, and they'd buy it, because it was only a couple of instances.

 I've never been caught in-between lies, because i know theres a time and place for lying in conversation, and i don't try to take huge risks with it as often as some crazy manipulative pathological liar person, would rather get in trouble for whatever is, than be caught lying, and i don't use lying for personal gain like that, not a scumbag 
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#12
I am not a good liar but I am also not believable when telling the truth so you always gotta be on yr toes
#13
I find it easy to lie and do it all the time, I often I worry I'm borderline sociopathic
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#14
I am actually really good at lying. I've gotten out of some trouble with it before. Especially at school.

I've toned it down recently though because it was bound to bite me in the ass. Plus it's just a shitty thing to do
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#15
Yes I find it very hard to lie. 

It's up to you to decide if that's a lie.
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I find it easy to lie and do it all the time, I often I worry I'm borderline sociopathic


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#17
The last time I pulled a huge lie was when I faked my entire high school grad project bc I thought forced community service was fuckin stupid

I got away with it and I'm a decent liar but I have no real reason to lie to anyone anymore. I'm usually truthful outside of that dumb circumstance
#18
I'm a good liar. I think that's partly because I'm not a very expressive person/look miserable a lot of the time. It means there's no difference in my facial expressions when I'm lying. 

I've even lied to police in order to avoid being in major trouble for unbelievably henious crimes like underage drinking and prank texts
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#19
It depends if I actually care or not, I won't even try to lie unless I really don't want them to now the truth
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#20
I'm bad at lying on purpose, but sometimes I just lie without thinking about it about something pointless and I don't realize it wasn't true until afterwards. 
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How easy do you find it to lie? Can you spout off elaborate lies really easily or do you always muddle your lies and get caught?

I can effectively lie about very small things but am useless at big lies.


I can't lie fer shit.

The real problem is remembering which lies I've told to whom, so that I can keep it all straight. And, of course, making sure that the people that I've lied to don't ever meet and compare notes. So I pretty much gave it up and just suffer the consequences of telling the truth.
#22
I must say I'm surprised at the amount of Pit dwellers who admit how easily and how often they lie or am I?  
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#23
used to let rumors do my work
they got around real well
now they only hurt
it's a liar's quirk


i'm actually a pretty good liar and it's not really a good thing. incredibly hypocritical because i hate dishonesty, but i still catch myself lying for little to no reason on occasion. some of it isn't even outright lies, but more like changing my outward personality depending who i'm around. i know behavioral mimicking is a pretty common thing, but for me it feels drastic and weirds me out after the fact.
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I'm bad at lying on purpose, but sometimes I just lie without thinking about it about something pointless and I don't realize it wasn't true until afterwards. 


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#27
I generally find it difficult to maintain a lie, but I'm very good at twisting things by omitting certain facts.
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#28
I'm genuinely a fantastic liar / bullshitter. Well, I was as a kid. Now I'm 25 I don't pull any of that shit.

Buuuut, I can still twist things, play on words, miss things out etc
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#30
Hmm I don't know.

<-- Sometimes I am being completely honest but it just seems like a joke.

#31
I don't know if I'm actually a good liar or not, but people always believe me because I lie so rarely.
#32
I'm a very good liar, had a lot of practice. I don't currently have a life where I have to lie though, all the people around me are chill and understanding.
#33
Sometimes it's fun just for its own sake. Like when you could tell somebody something mundane but you just tell them something else equally mundane just for fun.
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#35
when i feel heavy metal 
and im pins and im needles
i lie and im easy, all of the time

but im never sure why i need you 
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