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#1
Been out of the dating game for a while and a lot seems to has changed.  

Are there any warning signs nowadays which indicate the girl is trouble?  

Is it the nose ring with purple hair, tattoos?  


any advise will be greatly appreciated,
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#2
Tip 1: If she is into you in particular, she's probably ratchet as shit.
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#3
you probably dont need to worry about it
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#4
how to tell?? lmaoooo 

she will TELL YOU first! 

(just like those pesky vegans who tell you they're vegan right after meeting them)
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#5
If she believes in gender equality then she's a feminist

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#7
yeah, here's a tip -- just be upfront with your male chauvinism & see how she reacts.

lmao jeez we got some real winners here
#8
You'll know when she reacts negatively to your shitty behavior and then you cry about being friendzoned

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#9
My advice?

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#10
well they're usually overweight and shirk responsibility instead choosing to blame everything on the patriarchy 
#11
Ask her what year it is and if she knows, she's a feminist. 

Just a rule of thumb.
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#12
How to tell *you're dating a high school drop out

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#13
Well, depending on what wave of feminism she aligns herself with socio-politically speaking, you'll figure it out pretty quick.  I hear those 7th wave chicks are reeeallly into pegging.  Nothing says "I own my sexuality" more than having the right to purchase a penis and be like a man.  
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#14
if you grab her by the pussy and she says no, that's how you know she's the one for you.

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#15
Ask her where women belong. If she says anything other than "in the kitchen" she's obviously a hardcore feminazi and therefore totally undateable. *tips fedora*
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#16
If she says anything about the cheeto dust on your fingers, she's a feminazi bitch who doesn't see your inner beauty.
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#17
Banging a feminist is crazy fun. Especially if you're a red blooded american gun owner. Just dont be in a relationship with one. Theyre freaky or at least from my experience. its like how most girls like the bad boys. except feminists like the jackasses. This girl i was with was turned on when i said right wing, or sexist things. It was like she was trying to tame a horse and just enjoyed getting thrown off. Fucking weird, but i didnt mind.
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Banging a feminist is crazy fun. Especially if you're a red blooded american gun owner. Just dont be in a relationship with one. Theyre freaky or at least from my experience. its like how most girls like the bad boys. except feminists like the jackasses. This girl i was with was turned on when i said right wing, or sexist things. It was like she was trying to tame a horse and just enjoyed getting thrown off. Fucking weird, but i didnt mind.
Wonder if it'll work if I just keep yelling libtard over and over again

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Wonder if it'll work if I just keep yelling libtard over and over again

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looks like I just beat the game of women

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#22
You'll know because she'll be skating circles around you intellectually and then likely dump you after the first date, if you can make it that far. 

Good luck out there!
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#26
have sex with her and see if she tries to chop off your penis at any point until parting ways.
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#27
You'll be fine; just remember, broads don't like to be called dames.

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#28
is she a woman
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#29
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Been out of the dating game for a while and a lot seems to has changed.  

Are there any warning signs nowadays which indicate the girl is trouble?  

Is it the nose ring with purple hair, tattoos?  


The warning signs that the girl is trouble are: she's female.
Body piercings, tats and colored hair are pretty normal, and the only issue with cuddling up with that is the occasional *clank*. Just lean in.
#30
just go your own way, who needs those pesky women with their thoughts and shit.
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#32
for the record if she's got purple hair, a nose ring and tattoos, you probably aren't going to be dating her even in the improbable event you're attractive
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#33
also this description is the girl that flaked on me (7 years ago, fuck i should let this go) except with blue hair and no tattoos (yet)
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#34
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#36
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The warning signs that the girl is trouble are: she's female.
Body piercings, tats and colored hair are pretty normal, and the only issue with cuddling up with that is the occasional *clank*. Just lean in.

This is all you really need to know.
You best start hanging out in gay bars.
#37
1. Realize all girls are sluts.
2. Realize all girls are hypergammy.
3. ???
4. Become a MGTOW.
#38
when you tell her some fact like "women aren't paid less than men" and she gets angry from you questioning her victim status you'll know
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#39
Just talk to her and see if she's into you, wants to go on a date etc.


If she says no then she must be a feminist. Because no woman with self respect would go out with someone who asks such fucking stupid questions.
#40
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Just talk to her and see if she's into you, wants to go on a date etc.


If she says no then she must be a feminist. Because no woman with self respect would go out with someone who asks such fucking stupid questions.


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