#1
So I read the news a lot, just to kill the time, and I never cease to be amazed by all the random Organisations and Associations that get interviewed for pieces, for example, in the paper today I found an interview with a representative from the "Australian Window Society"...where do journalists find these organisations?

What about where you are? Ever seen any organisation that seems totally lame? Do you or someone close to you work for a lame organisation?
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#3
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#4
I thought this thread was going to be about mentally associating two unrelated things and one of them is cool but the other is lame so whenever you whatever the cool thing you think of the lame thing. So like one time I was learning a song. That week, an incident happened with someone I know so I associate that song with that incident. Luckily though I am very desensitized because the incident is really kind of gross but I just find it hilarious and love retelling the story for the shock value and people's reactions to it.
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#5
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What about where you are? Ever seen any organisation that seems totally lame? Do you or someone close to you work for a lame organisation?


the Republican Party
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#7
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The hairy butthole ASSociation, by the butthole, for the butthole

No way man, I'm in the Association of Sphincter Surveyors!

Small world...
#9
I want to create and lead a frivolous political party called the Silly Hats Fraternity and promise that, if elected, I will make wearing a silly hat at all times while in public a legal obligation. I can already see the campaign slogan. 

Silly Hats Fraternity, for a less bright future. SHAFT, for short.

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#10
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I want to create and lead a frivolous political party called the Silly Hats Fraternity and promise that, if elected, I will make wearing a silly hat at all times while in public a legal obligation. I can already see the campaign slogan. 

Silly Hats Fraternity, for a less bright future. SHAFT, for short.
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I'll wear two hats, to be able to take one hat off to applaud this plan.
#11
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What about where you are? Ever seen any organisation that seems totally lame? Do you or someone close to you work for a lame organisation?

I work in mining in a geopolitical climate that is very anti-mining.  So I guess I work for a lame organisation.  
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#12
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I want to create and lead a frivolous political party called the Silly Hats Fraternity and promise that, if elected, I will make wearing a silly hat at all times while in public a legal obligation. I can already see the campaign slogan. 

Silly Hats Fraternity, for a less bright future. SHAFT, for short.

vote wolfinator-x 2020

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#13
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I thought this thread was going to be about mentally associating two unrelated things and one of them is cool but the other is lame so whenever you whatever the cool thing you think of the lame thing.  So like one time I was learning a song.  That week, an incident happened with someone I know so I associate that song with that incident.  Luckily though I am very desensitized because the incident is really kind of gross but I just find it hilarious and love retelling the story for the shock value and people's reactions to it.

I had to read that 4 - 5 times before I knew what you were saying.
Note to self: Don't read theogonia's posts when you are high.

Then there is this organization:

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#16
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seanlang01's mom is the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.


like in the 3rd ghetto teacher sketch when they say

i am in the chess club

chest club? maybe the mosquito bite club
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#17
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I'll wear two hats, to be able to take one hat off to applaud this plan.

Taking one's hat off for respect or valediction would be exceptions to the law.
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This reminded me of one of my favorite videos on the internet:


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#19
honestly that was amazing
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me