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#1
As of today. Now. What do people really need.

Inb4: new amp. Need real answers.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#3
To get hooked up wit dat JG double dose and call in the morning.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
common sense and social awareness

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#5
Oxygen
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#6
Spiritual fulfillment, which may be the same thing as mental fulfillment depending on your worldview. 
#7
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?
((h e a d))

WHAT DOES EVERYBODY NEED?
((h e a d))

!EM PLEH !EM PLEH !EM PLEH




#8
Quote by Zaphikh
As of today. Now. What do people really need.

Inb4: new amp. Need real answers.

They need to know what it is that other people need, so they can set up a business and supply those people with what they need, and become wealthy in the process
#13
better economy and national security 

Palpatine for Emperor 2020 - Make the Empire great again!
Last edited by neptune1988 at Jul 3, 2017,
#14
to strip away their ideology
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#16
Quote by CodeMonk
To get laid
also this
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#18
More cowbell
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#19
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#20
The world needs Joshua Garcia.
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#24
People need to think.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#25
Strings for a 27" scale length.
Guitar/Bass:
Schecter: Damien 6/Stilletto Extreme 5, Squier: Bullet HSS*, Washburn RX10*/WG-587, Agile Septor 727
*mods

Amps/FX
Peavey: Vypyr 30/Max 112 (200W), ISP: Decimator

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Understood- I waste money on amps*, too.

justinguitar.com is the answer
#27
The world is changing fast. We are all constantly being bombarded with endless streams of information. News reports from all around the world, our friends and social network connections sharing whatever with us, innovations and 'innovations', science and 'science, and the stuff actually happening around us. And we don't know how  to fucking deal with it. So what I think we need is to either to put some chips in our heads for extra computational power, which is probably a stupid idea, or to figure out a way to find a filter for all of this. 

Contradicting information just makes us paranoid about who's telling the truth, while at same time information comes in such ridiculous quantities it's become impossible to review it all with a conscious mind, leading us to rely on oversimplistic heuristics such as confirmation bias and whichever piece of information is most convenient. This all creates distorted world views and increasingly polarized societies, where we see our common man as the enemy. But what the fuck, we're not enemies, 90% of us is probably trying to do good.

TL;DR: filter
#28
Quote by neptune1988
are there any exercises I should be doing in the mean time such as oral techniques to build strength and endurance in my tongue and/or jaw, or excercises to improve figner cooridnation, or anything like that so that when the time coes I wont be completely clumsy?


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People need a skillful tongue:



they need to practice for the skirt steak
#29
to have more compassion for other people and to chill the fuck out

i get why religion was created now
#30
Quote by Evilnine
People need to think.

People need to blink.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#31
baaalance





“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#34
Quote by Zaphikh
People need to blink.

Ah yes but people don't have to think to blink it happens automatically.  
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#35
Free pizza!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#36
Quote by Evilnine
Ah yes but people don't have to think to blink it happens automatically.  

makes u think.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#37
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
The world needs Joshua Garcia.

Of the Goshua Jarcias?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#38
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Of the Goshua Jarcias?

The one and only.
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#39
T00DEEPBLUE 
Oh. Good.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
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