#2
What is the difference between a child and a bag of coke? Eric Clapton would never let the latter fall out of a window.
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#3
A high school music theory teacher is explaining intervals to his class. He explains that each semitone has an equal spacing of 100 cents in between. He then plunks the C and G key on his piano and says that that interval is a perfect fifth, which consists of 700 cents. One of the students in the back is about to raise his hand to tell the teacher otherwise, but he decided that it was not worth throwing in his 1.96 cents.
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#4
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

The drummer.


Whats got 5 heads, 10 legs, 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard


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What is the difference between a child and a bag of coke? Eric Clapton would never let the latter fall out of a window.


lol good grief...
#5
How do you get a guitarist to stop noodling?

Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

How do you get him to stop playing entirely?

Put notes on said sheet music.

See, it's funny because guitarists can't sight-read
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#7
Whats emptier than a young musician's apartment?


Their wallets.
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#8
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What is the difference between a child and a bag of coke?  Eric Clapton would never let the latter fall out of a window.

Jesus Christ I just spat out my beer on that one
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#9
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What is the difference between a child and a bag of coke? Eric Clapton would never let the latter fall out of a window.


This wouldve been a 10/10 if you said heroin.
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