Poll: Gay or fat?
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View poll results: Gay or fat?
Gay
28 61%
Fat
4 9%
Both (aka the bradulator special)
14 30%
Voters: 46.
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#1
Completely innocuous topic here.

I think I'd prefer a swole gay kid.
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#2
I mean I'd prefer my kid to be happy and in shape for sure.
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#4
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It's probably cheaper for me to raise them fat than keep buying grooming products and shit, so fat.


I mean, frozen lasagna adds up after a while. Especially if your kid is eating like 3 of them an hour.
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#5
gay because then when he gets bullied he has a more legitimate argument when he says "i can't help it it's just the way i am!!!"
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#6
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I mean, frozen lasagna adds up after a while. Especially if your kid is eating like 3 of them an hour.

Yea, but that would also probably lead to a heart attack by age 6, so actually a saving in the long term.
#7
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It's probably cheaper for me to raise them fat than keep buying grooming products and shit, so fat.

Woah m8, no one said anything about grooming.

I mean, sure, you'd be buying candy either way, but still...
#8
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Yea, but that would also probably lead to a heart attack by age 6, so actually a saving in the long term.


Holy fuck that's genius:

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#9
I tell you what I wouldn't want my child to be.

Black.

You know, unless I have it with a black woman. That or she already has kids.
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#10
Fat.

At least then I stand a chance of catching him when he tries to escape
#12
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"I would prefer to eradicate homosexuality" (Swan & Neptune, 1988).

I was just gonna say.
I'd be SHOCKED if people didnt know my stance on this. 

also I aint ready to have children yet. I got too much stuff as it is - lack of confidence, depression, avoidance issues, PTSD from a car wreck back in '07, etc. I'd be a terrible father. Id still love em and raise up right and all...but with the issues I have just on my own? I just wouldnt do that to my kid. It wouldnt be fair to em. Theyd deserve better than me. 
#14
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hey at least Im self aware...on that bit at least. Id prefer to sort my own self out first before sending another "me" into the world
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#15
For some reason I assumed my kid to be a boy, but anyway...

Call me closed-minded, but I don't want my kid to be bullied. So, I wouldn't want it to be fat. That's just waiting for bad times. Anyway, in my school time, people always used to call me gay and I never had anything to say to that and it sucked. So, naturally, I'd prefer my kid to be gay so he would feel free to be all sassy and sass the hell out of those kids with his lightning-fast snappy comebacks and make me proud.
#16
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also I aint ready to have children yet. I got too much stuff as it is - lack of confidence, depression, avoidance issues, PTSD from a car wreck back in '07, etc.

You forgot one thing you've got. Your virginity. Good luck finding a woman who's willing to have sex with you.
I'd be a terrible father [...]  It wouldnt be fair to em. Theyd deserve better than me. 

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#17
I'd prefer gay because at least that's not something preventable 

If I ever had a kid that became fat I'd disown them for bringing shame on the family
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#18
If I had a fat kid i'd feel like a failure as a parent
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#19
I was gonna make a joke about how a fat kid can't live in my house unless they go to a deprogramming center but now I really want to watch Heavyweights.
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#20
Well, it depends. The fat kid has a higher ceiling (Hall of Fame NFL Lineman) than the gay kid (fancy fashion designer or synth pop musician) but the fat kid has lower floor. Fat kid is more high risk/high return than the gay kid.
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#21
Gay

In terms of me wanting my kid to live healthy, have more self-confidence, as well have all the goodies of being in shape (better mood, clear thinking, etc), the answer is clear.

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I was just gonna say.
I'd be SHOCKED if people didnt know my stance on this. 


Hey neptune, why do you feel the need to flaunt this opinion of yours this way everywhere you post? Or rather, why do you doubledown? Do you understand why that opinion leaves a bad taste on people's mouth? Why they feel antagonistic towards you because of it? Do you think it is time to doubledown on it, or take a step back and think things through more deeply?

(P.S: Not that you doubled down specifically in this post, but it is common in many of your other ones).

also I aint ready to have children yet. I got too much stuff as it is - lack of confidence, depression, avoidance issues, PTSD from a car wreck back in '07, etc


Hope you get better with those
#23
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Boy or girl?

Fat boy, gay daughter.

You know what, that's actually a good answer. I feel like boys are more likely to take being large better than girls, and gay girls are less likely to be picked on than gay dudes. At least, I would assume, maybe I'm wrong.
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#24
Gay

I think homosexuality is fine. I look at fat people with disgust most of the time, unless I know there is an underlying health issue which they can't fix with normal exercise and diet. Fat people are slobs, at least gay people have great sense of self and fashion.
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#25
i want all of my children to die squirming on a towel, piece of toilet paper, or anywhere that isn't the inside of a vagina.

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#26
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Boy or girl?

Fat boy, gay daughter.


This is a good point. The girl is never going to make it to Canton unless she is a lesbian of an appropriate build to be a punter, and how many punters are in the Hall?
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#27
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i want all of my children to die squirming on a towel, piece of toilet paper, or anywhere that isn't the inside of a vagina.


>mfw sexual relations with a woman result in the production of a child
#30
If I ever had a child who became fat, I denied them for bringing shame in the family.
#31
Gayer than a handbag full of rainbows
A fat child would be unpleasant
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#32
fat and gay, that'll show em
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#34
I suppose gay. I mean I'd rather him be in shape and healthy as he's gonna be raised in an environment where it doesn't matter at all what his sexual preferences are, so he should be happy and comfortable. 

I would miss out on grandchildren to a degree if he was my only child but I'd get over it. It's his life after all!
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#35
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I suppose gay. I mean I'd rather him be in shape and healthy as he's gonna be raised in an environment where it doesn't matter at all what his sexual preferences are, so he should be happy and comfortable. 

I would miss out on grandchildren to a degree if he was my only child but I'd get over it. It's his life after all!

IVF plus surrogacy, tho.
#36
Gay. Parents who allow their kids to get fat are inadequate parents.
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#38
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