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#1
Was listening to Dan Ariely and he mentioned these.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/open-gently/201310/36-questions-bring-you-closer-together


1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

16. What do you value most in a friendship?

17. What is your most treasured memory?

18. What is your most terrible memory?

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

20. What does friendship mean to you?

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.


me:


1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Probably Prof Brian Cox or someone who can explain awesome space science in a way I can digest.


2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
Ambivalent. I'd most likely be known for bad things rather than good because I'm a good for nothing hack.

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
Nothing out loud, but I imagine what I would say just so I can communicate as clearly as possible with the person without being all over the place.

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
A day where I was busy doing something more than the usual sitting at home on the internet. Nothing too laborious but something that gives me a feeling of accomplishment, makes me reflect on the day and have it be memorable.

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
Sometimes I will quietly sing when I play guitar. I quit trying to sing because I've come to accept I am not gifted with a good voice.

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Body for sure. With 90 years under my belt I'd be wise as fuck and with a 30 year old body i'd still be able to do so much In comparison.

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
It's gonna be diet related. My diet is awful.

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
N/A

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Being born into a reasonably financially stable family in the UK.

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
I don't remember barely any of my upbringing. That's probably for the best considering the stories I hear are not good. But, I wish I was pushed to help out more, I have little to no work ethic probably because I was never made to do anything external of my own desires.

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
Wtf this aint a question.

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
Apathy.

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
How do I make more crystal balls of truth?

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
Buying a DSLR. They're expensive and I have chrometophobia.

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Earning a first class degree.

16. What do you value most in a friendship?
Being able to enjoy the time spent with the person. Usually this is because of their insights or their wit/humour.

17. What is your most treasured memory?
Final year of uni.

18. What is your most terrible memory?
I honestly can't find one, but it's probably more to do with me doing something to hurt someone who didn't deserve it.

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
Heroiiiiiin babyyyyyyy. 

20. What does friendship mean to you?
More than acquaintance. Someone who chooses to involve themselves with me. 

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
Family = pure and unconditional while also somewhat obligated. 
Romantic = non existent
Platonic = maybe, I don't feel close enough to any friends to be on the same level as a family member.

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
N/A

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
My parents did a good job of hiding me away from all the drama. I was raised a very happy child, as for my siblings, they were older and have to live with the truth.

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
I'm her world. She's great. Sometimes I wish she'd be more open minded to new ideas or more inclined to learn more about the world. She's very much a stay in the comfort zone type of person that I feel has held me back for a long time.

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."
NA

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
a conversation with someone who could teach me profound things. 

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
I can be very pedantic. I don't see this as a bad thing most of the time. It might drive you crazy like I do with my family.

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.
n/a

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
Trying to talk about subjects where I'm way out of my depth. 

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
I had two breakdowns when I was 13, one in front of my whole family and one to just my parents.

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.
n/a

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Nothing. 

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
Honestly don't know.

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
Probably PC because it's still the most valuable thing I own that is one item and it would save time over having to build another compared to saving my guitar which I could just get another.

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
My mum. Wouldn't be surprised if my Dad died soon, I'm expecting it. Mum however would be shocking. Also any other member of the family since it would be a shock and unexpected since it would be too soon. 

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

n/a
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#2
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#3
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1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Waifu

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
I already am.

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
Not out loud, but if it's important then yeah. Because not being prepared can be stressful...? Isn't that obvious?

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
Perfect amount of sleep and achieving a satisfactory amount of productivity and fun.

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
Just sang in my car on the way to work. Never sung to anyone else before though.

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Who in their right mind would say anything but mind?

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
None

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
Send me to the 2D realm then we'll talk.

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Music I guess? Idk.

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
I was raised fine.

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
Ugh can we not do this?

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
Time travel

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
Why am I still answering these???

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
I dreamt of having a dream to achieve and don't because I don't know where to look.

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Idk graduating or something to do with music or something.

16. What do you value most in a friendship?
Understanding

17. What is your most treasured memory?
Time spent with the fam on cruises.

18. What is your most terrible memory?
When I poo'd my pants in 3rd grade but I mostly look back on it and laugh so I'm not sure.

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
I'd quit my job and be happier and fess up to a few people about certain regrets.

20. What does friendship mean to you?
A lot.

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
Dude, how do you expect me to keep up the 2D shtick with all these questions? smh

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
omg

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
I have a great family and definitely have had it better than most in terms of upbringing.

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
Defo mama's boy right here.

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."
wtf no

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
ur mom lmao

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
To be patient with me because I'm often bad at saying what I'm really feeling.

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.
I don't have one so instead I'll say I liked how smart, funny, caring and strong the girl who was almost mine was.

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
okay seriously wtf is up with these partner specific questions? Is this test partner-ist?

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
I'm a man, I don't cry.

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.


32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Mental illness and depression, but I kind of contradict myself with that one because sometimes it makes a great meme and I hate myself for laughing at it.

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
Too personal. I'd rather not embarrass myself tbh.

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
Guitar I guess. Idk which one. Or maybe my computer and risk looking retarded lmao.

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
Mom's cause I'm closer to her than the others.

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.
You know, usually I have fun thinking about answers to these, but all these questions were dumb and just reminded me how single I am, so thanks a bunch.
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#4
Wayyyy too fucking many questions Man
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#5
I was going to say something about how no one has time for all that, but then two of you actually bothered to answer all of the questions.
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#7
7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

Boredom

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?

Flying

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

N/A

That's it.
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#8
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I was going to say something about how no one has time for all that, but then two of you actually bothered to answer all of the questions.
In my defense, I'm at work and have literally nothing better to do.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
pav

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
parachute not opening. or having nuts bit off by a Laplander, now that's a way to go

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
today when I watched mufasa's death on youtube
WHAT A
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#10
Itt: 36 separate threads.
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SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#11
Who sent you?

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#12
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Someone not offended by the sty live/wallow in.

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
No, being famous would fucking suck. Seriously, imagine not being able to go out without having people you've never met bug you all the time.

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
No, because I'm not retarded, and no plan survives contact with the enemy. And yes, if I'm phoning you, I consider you an enemy.

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
If I knew that, I'd be doing it instead of answering these questions.

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
I don't hate myself enough to put up with my singing.

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Which 30 year old?

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
Complications from a pre-existing medical condition.

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
My right hand and I share a circulatory system, a nervous system and we're genetically identical.

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Nothing. I'm a sour, entitled cunt.

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
A few acres of land with a pond and capybaras.

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
No.

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
The ability to go back in time and not take this fucking quiz. I'm bored now.

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
What's the best way for me to not be a lazy bastard?

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
Turning up for an exam naked and with my teeth falling out.

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
I have no great accomplishments. Nothing I have ever done actually matters.

16. What do you value most in a friendship?
Reliability. I have one flaky friend, and that's plenty.

17. What is your most treasured memory?
I forgot it.

18. What is your most terrible memory?
Probably the time my mum almost bled out in front of me.

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
Can't achieve anything meaningful in a year, so I'd probably eat less healthy food, and drink more.

20. What does friendship mean to you?
Friendship is magic, and magic is heresy. *BLAM*

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
Not a whole lot.

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
Thumb, index finger, middle finger, ring finger, pinky.

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
Not very.

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
She's dead, so I won.

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."
Bored, angry with the cunt who made this up, angry with the stupid bastard who decided to answer these fucking questions.

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
Guilt for the crimes i am about to commit.

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
*insert personal details so they can steal my identity here*

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.
Nothing.

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
All of it, up to and especially this point.

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
Don't remember.

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.
You will die and all your works will cast down in the dirt and forgotten.

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Your mum.

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
Will be too dead to regret anything.

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
Nothing, it's just stuff, and all covered by contents insurance.

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
My brother's the healthy one, so probably him.

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.
I'm absurdly happy that this is the last question, should I have a wank to celebrate?
#13
Way too many questions to answer and read can you cut it down to like 5 please

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#14
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1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Ur mom lmao

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
Famous for banging ur mom lmao

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
Don't need to rehearse sex talking ur mom lmao

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
Banging ur mom lmao

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
Ur mom was singing when I was banging her lmao

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Bang ur mom with a 30 year old body lmao

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
Heart attack while banging ur mom lmao

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
-Banging
-Banging in the bedroom
-Banging in the kitchen lmao

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
That I can bang ur mom unconditionally lmao

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
Banging ur mom sooner lmao

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
Was born to bang ur mom lmao

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
Two penises so I can bang ur mom twice as hard lmao

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
Why is ur mom so bangable lmao

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
Just ur mom which I've been banging lmao

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Banging ur mom lmao

16. What do you value most in a friendship?
Understanding that I value banging ur mom more than I do their friendship lmao

17. What is your most treasured memory?
When I banged ur mom lmao

18. What is your most terrible memory?
When ur mom banged me lmao...? D:

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
Nah I'd keep banging ur mom lmao

20. What does friendship mean to you?
Nothing when I'm banging ur mom lmao

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
Banging ur mom is everything to me lmao

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
Ur mom bangs good lmao
Ur mom can take a good banging lmao
Ur mom likes banging often lmao
Ur mom is never bad at banging lmao

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
Ur mom is pretty warm when I'm banging her lmao

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
Not as close as when I'm banging ur mom lmao

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."
We are both in this room and feel like banging lmao
We are both constantly banging on ur sofa lmao
We are both constantly banging on ur bed lmao

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
The love of banging ur mom lmao

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
Imma bang their moms lmao

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.
Like how good ur mom bangs lmao

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
I had trouble putting it in when I was banging ur mom lmao

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
Me and ur mom were crying after that great banging session lmao

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.
That thing she does just before banging lmao

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Banging ur mom is no laughing matter lmao

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
Id regret not saying "hey let's bang" to ur mom lmao

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
Ur mom's lucky dildo for when I can't bang her lmao

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
My dad cause he won't be there to hi-five me after I bang ur mom lmao

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.
Me and ur mom are concerned if we're banging too much lmao
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 5, 2017,
#15
Joshua Garcia 

work must be very boring to fill these in twice


and apparently its not it's not so much the content of what is said by the individual when asked these questions that is most interesting but the things that the person chooses to not say.
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and apparently its not it's not so much the content of what is said by the individual when asked these questions that is most interesting but the things that the person chooses to not say.

I choose not to say anything.
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#17
Nobody reads these fucking things
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#18
33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?

fuck you all, eat my ass

I haven't told them yet because fuck you, eat my ass. that's why.
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#19
31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

your parents are dead
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#20
37. Do you have any desire to answer a 36 question survey?

No!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#22
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
David Attenborough


2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

Kind of but not really, if someone occasionally came up to me like hey you're the guy in that band that would be cool

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?

Sometimes because I hate going uhhh



4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?

Taking gril out to a really nice nature scene, cooking good food there, drink good booze, go home and bang, drink more etc


5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

Yesterday evening when I was drawing and just half singing/mumbling Redbone to myself

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?

Mind, nothing worse than dementia



7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

Liver failure 

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

Taste in food and drink, love of nature, hatred of children


9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

Not living in India


10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

Nothing because then I wouldn't be me


11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

No


12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?

Be a sick drummer


13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

-


14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

Start a band, haven't had time, have time now so maybe


15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

Having the balls to up and move country


16. What do you value most in a friendship?

Being able to keep up with the drinking


17. What is your most treasured memory?

Idk


18. What is your most terrible memory?

Getting busted in school for weed


19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

Yes, I'd just sell everything and go on a year long holiday to see as much as I can


20. What does friendship mean to you?

Having a drinking pal


21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

aubergine.emoji


22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

Low maintenance - gets active enjoyment from pleasing me in whatever way - cute - supportive - artsy


23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?

Not very, I'm close to my brother and my sister's alright and that's it. Not really.


24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

It's not bad


25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."

There's nobody here but meeee


26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."

a good bottle of whiskey with right now


27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

Already happened so


28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.

This is already question 22


29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

When I dumped my trunks this time I got absolutely steaming on holiday


30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

3 weeks ago when I had to leave for the airport


31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

Already done it ffs


32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

Cat abuse


33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?

Nothing particularly


34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

PRS because it was really fucking expensive


35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

Brother, because he's cool


36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

No
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#23
This seems like a good way to kill some time at work, regardless of whether anyone will read it...


1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Assuming I can choose dead people, and assuming there is no language barrier, probably either Jesus or Hitler. If they have to be alive then probably Elon Musk, Putin, Kim Jong Un or Trump.

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
If I were going to be famous it would need to be for doing something, not for either having something happen to me or just being a manufactured celebrity. Fame isn't a goal of mine really. To be honest, at a certain level, fame becomes more of a hindrance than anything else.

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
No, although if it were a very important or sensitive phone call then I might practice it.

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
Exploring a foreign country, eating and drinking for the entire day in beautiful locations with good friends. Basically what I spent the last 5 days doing.

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
In the car probably.

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Body. Having a 90 year old's body would limit my enjoyment of life far more than having a 90 year old's mind.

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
No.

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
We love dogs, we love movies and we each think we are smarter than the other.

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Having parents who didn't raise me to be an entitled shit.

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
One thing I strongly disagree with my Dad on is mature content in movies/music/games. I was 11 years old before I first saw a 12 rated film, and I was probably 13 before I saw an 18. I simply wasn't allowed to because he believed that it was too much of a negative influence.

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
No?

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
For fun? Being an awesome drummer.
For practical reasons? Having the knowledge on how to make obscene amounts of money for very little effort.

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
I would probably want to know how many years in the future the Earth would be hit by an extinction-level event, just out of sheer curiosity.

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
Nothing really. I pretty much do what I want to do right now, to varying degrees. I would love to work from home 100% of the time though.

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Probably completing a Masters Degree.

16. What do you value most in a friendship?
Things like loyalty, honesty etc.

17. What is your most treasured memory?
I don't really have any.

18. What is your most terrible memory?
I don't really have any.

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
I would quit my job and travel for a year.

20. What does friendship mean to you?
See question 16.

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
I'm not a very affectionate person. This irritates my long-term girlfriend.

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
She tolerates me.

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
My childhood was conventional, once I left for uni my family pretty much deteriorated. I am pretty close with my parents and my brother but none of them live together anymore.

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
She is a bit of a doofy and pretty gullible.

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."
Wat

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
I already have people I can share anything with.

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
Occasionally I speak without thinking and accidentally insult people. That, combined with a sarcastic sense of humor, can lead to people thinking I am more of a dick than I actually am.

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.
I'll assume that we are saying UG is my partner here... in that case I like how there is generally a place for everyone somewhere, even if it takes a while to find it.

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
I don't really have any.

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
I can't remember. Must have been over 10 years ago.

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.
See question 28.

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
It relates to context. Things like dead baby jokes can be funny but of course you wouldn't joke about that with someone who had lost a child. I don't think anything is too serious to joke about as long as you remember context.

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
Nothing.

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
My iMac because it contains all of my music production work, iTunes library and photos are on it.

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
No one person's would be more or less disturbing than anyone else.

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.
Wat
#24
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

Josh Homme
2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

No
3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?

All the time. I do so because I'm autistic, and I have a hard enough time communicating in real-time with someone face-to-face.
4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?

Being able to do whatever strikes my fancy that day.
5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

In the car this morning. Yesterday.
6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?

Mind. The idea of going senile is my worst nightmare, and technology will likely fix a lot of physical ailments in my lifetime. 
7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

Nope. I have no idea, and I don't want to.
8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

Love of music, a passion for social improvement, and a love of animals.
9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

Having an excellent support system who helped me succeed in school and uni.
10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

Not going to Catholic School.
11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

Okay.
12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?

The ability to code at a professional level.
13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

The Powerball numbers the next time it goes over $200,000,000.
14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

Going to Japan. Money has been the limiting factor, but the wife and I are gonna make it happen.
15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

Finishing my undergraduate and then going into my graduate program.
16. What do you value most in a friendship?

Camaraderie. 
17. What is your most treasured memory?

My wedding.
18. What is your most terrible memory?

Too many to count.
19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

I'd quit my job and do nothing but travel.
20. What does friendship mean to you?

A social connection between two people built upon shared interests.
21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

Ask my wife
22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

Okay
23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?

Very fucking close and warm. I do feel like in terms of family, I had it pretty good.
24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

Freud.jpeg
25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."

We are on this forum because we are losers.

We are stupid idiots.

We are pathetic.
26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."

My love of cults.
27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

How shitty I can be.
28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.

Okay.
29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

Too many. Okay.
30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

That was about 3 weeks ago. Watched Titanic, cried like a baby.
31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

Okay
32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

Nothing
33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?

Not telling people how much they mean to me. It's awkward to bring up because I'm generally in groups.
34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

I would try to get all of the guitars and basses gifted to me by family for sentimental reasons.
35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

My sister, because she's much younger than me and has her whole life ahead of her.
36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

Okay
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#25
Is anyone actually that interested in everyone else's answers?
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#26
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

Josh Homme

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

for good jams, not like Hollywood famous
melvins famous

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?

yeah cuz I'm an awkward idiot and I stutter a bit

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?

good food good friends good weed

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

yesterday
yesterday

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?

body of a 30 yr old

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

heart problems cancer or suicide

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

n/a

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

I have pretty chill parents

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

I got fed shit food for the first few years of my life and since then learning to like things that are good for me is a bitch and i still mostly eat like shit

so I wish someone would have made me eat real food

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

n/a

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?

the ability to control my emotions better

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

if it's even worth it for me to keep living

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

Playing music for a living
writing songs is hard, finding competent musicians is hard, making money on it is hard

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

I haven't accomplished anything of note

16. What do you value most in a friendship?

similar values and opinions
agreeing on every single thing is boring as hell but not agreeing on most things sucks too

17. What is your most treasured memory?

when my mom or dad would take me and my friends and sit through shitty little kid movies because we wanted to see them

18. What is your most terrible memory?

one time I had an extraordinarily bad day and decided i quit and was going to use my belt as a noose but I got really scared when I got my head in it
plus I hadn't figured out where or how to set it up so it would actually work so I went to bed instead

That or how my grandpa's death took far too long and was a lot more painful than it ever should have been

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

quit my job record as much as possible to ensure my cult fame

20. What does friendship mean to you?

People hanging out and having a good time just being around each other

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

are these terms romantic or platonic

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

n/a

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?

Yeah my family's really close
it's neat

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

my moms not perfect but she always gives 110% and always has my best interest at heart

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."

we are dead
we are dying
we will die

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."

the real shit. the shit I can't talk to anyone about

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

n/a but one of the first things for them to know is what a piece of shit I can be and will be at some point

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.

n/a

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

I embarrass myself every day

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

when i saw guardians of the galaxy 2 last week
jk that's lame (I almost did tho I didn't know there were feels like that in gotg)

by myself I think it was last month

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

n/a

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

nothing

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?

not telling my family and friends how much they really mean to me

they know but I'd like to say it
I cant do it, idk why

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

my rickenbacker

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

my youngest brother
he's just a kid

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

n/a
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#27
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no lol
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#29
lol, okay, maybe later, once I can slack off.
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#30
I've been reading them all.

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#31
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I've gotten really good at this socializing thing.
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#32
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

Not much of a preference. I suppose that I'd enjoy a meal with some of my favourite artists. Right now that'd be Rinko Kawauchi.

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

I'm not overly fussed, but getting lots of connections through my photography would be nice.

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?

Sometimes. I like to be prepared.
4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?

No such thing.
5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

earlier today. idk when to someone else. months
6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?

probably mind
7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

Possibly cancer, simply due to family history
8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

We share the same limb.
9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

idk. I like being able to see and hear
10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

idk
11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

my hand doesn't have ears
12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?

ultra-fast tissue regeneration
13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

I'd probably roll a die
14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

I'd like to travel along mountains and forests in the world, especially canada. capital
15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

bit early for that. But I won £1000 the other week
16. What do you value most in a friendship?

intellectual engagement
17. What is your most treasured memory?

not sure
18. What is your most terrible memory?

nyb
19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

probably. I'd take a lot more risks
20. What does friendship mean to you?

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close enough
21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

very little at the moment, but sometimes I see a cat and feel happy
22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

n/a
23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?

family is fairly disparate. my childhood was mostly a leadup into full-blown depression
24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

eh, it's pretty decent. She's very pleasant, kind, principled, but not very intelligent and very defensive, which I find extremely difficult to tolerate over long periods of time.
25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."

n/a
26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."

my dick/cuddly feelings
27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

I'm secretly a communist spy
28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.

n/a
29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

n/a
30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

oh ages ago. maybe a year or two? I think I teared up to some lovely music a while ago
31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

you wear that moisturiser it doesn't chafe it too much
32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

Nothing is too serious to joke about.
33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?

I'd probably regret not seeing my cat sooner. I miss him.
34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

My negatives, a book or two. The negatives are my life's work and the books are very dear to me.
35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

It'd be fairly equal. Maybe the cat but this asks for people.
36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

How do I make my orgasm last super long like when the guys do the butt stuff in the gay porn and they're moaning for like 40 seconds I hear that shit's rad
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Josh Homme

Nice
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#34


1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

Beethoven. Or Mozart.


2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

You say that like I'm not.


3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?

Yes, because I hate using the phone and prefer email. This is because I can think out what I say instead of throwing things out there (if I'm making a phone call it's not for friendly matters, but for business. Like I said, I avoid using the phone for calling when I can).


4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?

I don't know what perfection consists of.


5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

Like, yesterday. I was writing a song and trying to find a good melody and lyrics. Ironically, scat lyrics.


6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?

Body, easy.


7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

Senescence, or satanic ritual sacrifice.


8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

We both work for the law. I'm his favorite deputy.


9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

I dunno, my loved ones I guess.


10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

It would be via levitation.


11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

He knows, he's the one who hired me to be sheriff's aide.


12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?

Teleportation.

That or the capability to focus on work and not procrastinate.


13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

Its secrets to knowing everything.


14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

Yes. I'm working on it.


15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

I dunno, not dying for over 20 years.


16. What do you value most in a friendship?

Trust?


17. What is your most treasured memory?

I have this external hard drive with a lot of work on it


18. What is your most terrible memory?

Floppy disks


19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

Probably not, because I don't know what the hell I'm doing as it is


20. What does friendship mean to you?

Noun. A platonic relationship between two individuals.


21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

I'm a white mage


22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

Dresses well
Has a bitchin' sheriff's badge
what more do you want


23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?

That's two questions and you know it


24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

My advice for anyone's relationship with their mother: use protection, like in any other relationship


25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."

We is a pronoun
We can refer to an electrical watt
We is not a Nintendo game console


26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."

their food


27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

Well that's presumptuous.


28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.

He has... good... arms.


29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

Oh he remembers the Christmas party.


30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

1. before I cut my onion friends
2. after I cut my onion friends


31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

Dude, pay attention


32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

Alan Rickman's characters


33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?

1. April fools
2. the prank is ongoing, they think they're immortal


34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

Time to smoke, because hey, the world is my lighter. I don't even smoke, I'm just saying, who wouldn't?


35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

Grandma. Because if she died again, it means she was undead.


36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

He'd shoot first, ask questions later. He looks amusingly disturbed.
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#35
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
My best friend

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
I would love to be the guy that invented something great and useful to humanity

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
A little, mostly if it's business

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later when it gets dark
We go home
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later, a movie too
And then home

Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on

Just perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It's such fun
Just a perfect day
You made me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
Someone good

Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on

You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
When I typed out the last answer listening to Lou Reed
Tuesday, I have kind of a weird stream thing going on

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Mind, my body is already shit and dementia and the like are scary as shit

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
Something involving sex and or a piano

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
Birthday, Myers-Briggs, love of animals

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
UG lol

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
I would limit my father's political influence

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
I told someone about a year of my life and it took me 2 hours, and it was literally one facet

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
Supreme aural piano tuning ability

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
Do I keep her?

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
Owning a Rickenbacker 4003. I haven't done it because I have no money

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Graduating as a Yamaha Accredited Piano Tuner and Technician

16. What do you value most in a friendship?
Honesty

17. What is your most treasured memory?
Getting my best friend back

18. What is your most terrible memory?
Losing my best friend

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
Nah but patreon and round the world trip to hang with people

20. What does friendship mean to you?
Someone to bitch to and hug

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
More than they probably should tbh

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
...huh?

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
My childhood was great
After that it gets dark

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
*Cough* Freud *cough*
It's awful tbh

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."
Horny

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
A girl

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
I used to try to hang myself and drugs are very very bad memories

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.
Your labia are gorgeous

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
My friend once dacked me and my boxers went with the shorts and people saw more than they needed

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
Myself, sometime in like December
In front of someone, October 22 2015

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.
You actually show affection

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Nothing if it's done tastefully, but singling individuals out for things they have done is usually kind of a dick move

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
I love you
And I told them this morning

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
The Telecaster was hand made for me, the rest are all stock, despite their huge sentimental value, that guitar has more than even my jazz bass

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
One of my younger cousins, everyone else would be half expected

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.
They have the same issue lol
A poem.
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#36
1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
After some thinking - Jesus Christ. I'm an atheist, but I think it'd be interesting to actually know the man instead of all the shit we hear about him. I think that's be interesting.

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
I'd like to be known as a musician, but not a super famous one. Kind of an underground artist with a loyal fanbase, I guess. That's the most fame I'd like.

3. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
Only at work.

4. What would constitute a perfect day for you?
It would include sex, hanging out with friends, and eating a lot.

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
All the time. Directly to someone else, idk, probably in the car.

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Body.

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
Nah.

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
The things we value.
How we like to have fun.
Not giving a lot of importance to the professional aspect of life.

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
That I never had to go through real hardships.

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
I'm pretty happy with how I've been raised. I wish I had travelled more with my parents.

11. Take four minutes and tell you partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
Too much work and not many, if any, interesting things.

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?
Fantastic - teleportation
Real - idk, maybe a bit more selflessness ? I can be pretty selfish sometimes.

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
Basically, if I would be genuinely content with my life in general.

14. Is there something that you've dreamt of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
Yeah, making this big travel with someone. No moneyz.

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Idk. Maintaining the friendships that I care about.

16. What do you value most in a friendship?
Trust and openness ( not sure this is a word lol ).

17. What is your most treasured memory?
Something my first girlfriend once said to me
and running in the rain with a friend of mine

18. What is your most terrible memory?
Idk but the first thing that came to mind was when my grandfather was about to die in the hospital and this nurse, at first, didn't let me go in the room with my grandmother because "it was the rules". Then my grandmother got obviously distressed and I was called.

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
Of course. I wouldn't have any long-term plans or obligations, so I'd live life without restraints whatsoever.

20. What does friendship mean to you?
A lot ? Idk, silly question.

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?
Another silly question. They're pretty important.

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
Doesn't work here.

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
My mother's side is pretty close. My father's side is distant. Overall, the important ones stick together. I don't have complaints about my childhood.

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
It's awesome, even though she's a bit of a coward towards life and she's overprotective sometimes, but I can't complain, we get along pretty great.

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "we are both in this room feeling..."
Doesn't apply

26. Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
If I want to share something, I share it #yolo

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
Sometimes I won't feel like doing something and it's really not personal. I just won't feel like it and I'll be pretty straightforward about it.

28. Tell your partner what you like about them: be honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.
"Be honest this time ?" lol

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
One time I was with this friend of mine and she had brought another friend of hers and that girl was pretty and hot and fun and all, and we were getting along greatly. When we were on the subway, there was this commercial on a screen for a The Sounds show, and I said something like "I don't generally like blondes, but this chick is awesome". When I turned around, that girl made a frown to my friend. She was blonde. I didn't do anything about it, because I was an idiot.

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
It was in front of my ex. We had already broken up but she wasn't dealing very well with it. Even though I didn't regret it anytime, it made me really sad to see her like that and I cried. By myself it was probably when my grandfather died, like, 5 years ago or so, and I didn't want my mother to see me crying, so I just kind of leaned my head against the car window and cried without her noticing.

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.
Doesn't apply.

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Nothing is. Some things may only be uncalled for on certain occasions, and it's usually because they're not very funny to begin with.

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
I don't think I'd regret not having said anything, but saying "I love you" to the important ones one last time would be nice.

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?My PC.

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
None, actually.

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.
I don't feel like I have any big problem right now. All my restraints are financial and there's really not a lot to do about that. Anywhere else, I'm happy in general.
#37
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I applaud your dedication.
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