#2
1000 implies you must remove your finger from your nose at least once in order to retouch it. Ergo, can you really say it's possible to touch your nose more than once without stopping in between touches?  

Of course, you could alternate between two fingers, but then you end up with touching your nose 500 times twice, really. 

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Who knows whose nose could withstand such a battering?
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1000 implies you must remove your finger from your nose at least once in order to retouch it. Ergo, can you really say it's possible to touch your nose more than once without stopping in between touches?  

Of course, you could alternate between two fingers, but then you end up with touching your nose 500 times twice, really. 

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using both hands, depending on the size of ur nose you could potentially be touching with 4 to 6 fingers at once, it wouldnt even take long at all to reach 1000
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#12
I have a deviated septum.


So there's that information...
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I have a deviated septum.


So there's that information...

I used to have one but I had it fixed last year because one side of my nose was almost always totally blocked (allergies didn't help). 

To answer OP: I'm sure I could do it, but keeping count would be tough
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I could do it, but y tho?
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I used to have one but I had it fixed last year because one side of my nose was almost always totally blocked (allergies didn't help). 

To answer OP: I'm sure I could do it, but keeping count would be tough
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It would only take like 15 minutes or so of tapping your finger at a moderately fast speed. ~5 or 6 taps per second. Keeping count would be the hard part at that speed.

The real question is why you'd want to do such a thing.
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So there's that information...

I also have this cause I broke my nose when I was a kid and then just never went to the doctor
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I have better things to do TBH.
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It would only take like 15 minutes or so of tapping your finger at a moderately fast speed. ~5 or 6 taps per second. Keeping count would be the hard part at that speed.

The real question is why you'd want to do such a thing.


What kind of math is this? 5 taps per second is 300 taps a minute, so it'd take a little over 3 minutes

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I honestly have no idea how I got that. I posted that last night right before going to sleep, so there's no telling what kind of weird math I was doing. I vaguely remember dividing 1000 by something. No idea what my brain was doing lol
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I honestly have no idea how I got that. I posted that last night right before going to sleep, so there's no telling what kind of weird math I was doing. I vaguely remember dividing 1000 by something. No idea what my brain was doing lol

If I set a metronome to one click per second, I could mindlessly tap my nose for sixteen minutes and 40 seconds to reach 1000 taps.  Totally doable.  
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#24
Man imagine if i had 1000 fingers?
That would probably be really painful and useless but i bet i could play a mean power chord