#1
Can you bend over and touch your toes?
Can you sit on the floor with the sole of your feet touching each other?
Can you bend over backwards?
Can you get out of bed?
Can I borrow $20?
etc.?

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#2
Inb4 ask ur mom
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#5
I'm pretty flexible. I think I have hypermobility.
I can put both my legs behind my head, and put my arm round the back of my neck far enough that it looks like I have two arms on one side. I can also twist my arms so that the elbows face directly forwards (I had a friend push them together so that they both touched once, but it was a bit uncomfortable).

Other than that, I can't really bend my knees, elbows, or fingers backwards, or anything like that.
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#6
double jointed + can s my own d ama




#8
back in school when we had to do the fitness test I always killed it on the sit & reach -- all these jocko homos couldn't reach their toes & I had my whole hand past my foot. of course I couldn't do sit ups or pass the mile run lmao.
#9
kids used to call me "elastic" in school since I could stretch really well when I was playing goalkeeper at during our regular football games at breaktime
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Can you bend over and touch your toes?
Can you sit on the floor with the sole of your feet touching each other?
Can you bend over backwards?
Can you get out of bed?
Can I borrow $20?
etc.?

- yes
- yes
- not any more but I can lean my back quite far still while standing, like 70 degrees maybe
- barely
- I don't know you personally so I'll only lend you it if you promise not to spend it on drugs or gambling. if we were friends then I'd know if you'd be using it to drug up with okay drugs or buy decent booze and such.
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#10
I can touch my toes and I can touch my soles together, but I don't bend over backwards for nobody though I don't let people walk all over me
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#11
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Can you bend over and touch your toes?


Can you sit on the floor with the sole of your feet touching each other?


Can you bend over backwards?


Can you get out of bed?


Can I borrow $20?

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#12
I'm free most days of the week. Why?
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#13
Fuck no, how the fuck do people do that shit. I can barely even watch someone do a split
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#14
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- I don't know you personally so I'll only lend you it if you promise not to spend it on drugs or gambling. if we were friends then I'd know if you'd be using it to drug up with okay drugs or buy decent booze and such.

I only buy decent booze but what would you recommend?

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#16
As of these past 4 days I've been absolutely stiff as a board and extremely achy because I was scraping the floors clean at work and doing some heavy lifting which worked out some muscles I've never needed to work out before.

Still hurts but not as much.

On good days I'm fairly flexible.

As far as cash is concerned, I'm owed at least $2,100 from my family, so there's that.
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#17
Joshua Garcia It's because of those triangle picks u use. U stop using dem.

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Surprised anyone remembers that about me.

Actually, now I go with something even bigger.

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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
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As of these past 4 days I've been absolutely stiff as a board and extremely achy because I was scraping the floors clean at work and doing some heavy lifting which worked out some muscles I've never needed to work out before.

Still hurts but not as much.

On good days I'm fairly flexible.

As far as cash is concerned, I'm owed at least $2,100 from my family, so there's that.

Yea, an next time they want you to pay for their vacations be like nah fam
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#23
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Yea, an next time they want you to pay for their vacations be like nah fam
That was my cousin, not my parents. Wasn't that big of a deal. Nor was I paying for her vacation, just lended her some money to spend over there. It was just $200 and she paid it back already.

My dad is the one I'm skeptical of. He finally got a job a few weeks ago but all this week he's been going out drinking. Says he'll pay me back some when he gets paid, but it still doesn't sit right with me. Owes me about $1,000.
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#25
Nah. That would be too lenient. I'm thinking of removing one fingernail for every month he goes without paying me. And if I run out then some fingers start flying. And if those run out then there's toenails. And if those then etc.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
so youre saying you could get me a toe by 3 o'clock in a few years 
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#27
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Can you bend over and touch your toes?      Yes
Can you sit on the floor with the sole of your feet touching each other?      Yes
Can you bend over backwards?    Don't know, doubt it.
Can you get out of bed?     Yes
Can I borrow $20?    I'm sure you could
etc.?   No
#28
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so youre saying you could get me a toe by 3 o'clock in a few years 
Possibly even a limb or two.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
I used to be a supple, stretchy young boy, but now I'm a tubby, stiff-and-achy-muscled old man.
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#30
yesno

can touch my toesies and reach my arms behind me and touch the back of my neck and put my legs over my shoulders.

but i had two upper back/neck injuries and have bad posture so i tend to get some burning muscle pain there on some work days. depends how i slept.
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#31
I can turn my feet about 2/3 to backwards
I used to be able to touch my heel to the back of my head
I can safely place my thumbs behind my palms
Cannot touch my toes
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#32
I can bend almost anyone into a painful position.

I used to be able to touch my nose with my finger, but...biceps.
#33
I used to be more flexible, but I'm still alright. I can put my hands flat on the floor while standing but just barely these days. no part of my back I can't reach
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#34
I can barely get out of bed in the morning I'm that stiff.
#35
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#36
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I can barely get out of bed in the morning I'm that stiff.

Have a quick wank, that'll sort it
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#37
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