Poll: Well?
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View poll results: Well?
Male - Yes
20 49%
Male - No
18 44%
Female - Yes
3 7%
Female - No
0 0%
Voters: 41.
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#2
Was open minded about you when they said you had an infamous reputation for making bad threads, but now I'm starting to see it.
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#3
Like, if you're gonna intentionally make bad threads then at least have the common decency to be FearMyLightning bad rip.
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#4
> fellatio
> female

This isn't even the first thread on this. It's weird people are so curious about this.
#5
no

itd probably be more me sucking dick than getting a blowy

and thats gay
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#6
Probably not.

I think I might actually be able to do it if I tried a little... is dis a sequel to da 'How flexible r u' thread?
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#7
If I could magically split in two right under rib cage and fly into position and still feel everything, even that'd be a light maybe. Like I'd need to get paid.

Stretching would a no even if I was the most flexible.
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#10
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no

itd probably be more me sucking dick than getting a blowy

and thats gay


Plus you're getting blown by a dude.
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#12
Would if I could

Used to try, licked the tip once
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#13
Honestly I'm surprised by all the "no" responses.
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#15
ty for this thread

now i know that most people here are guys who would not suck themselves off
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#16
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Female - yes. If I was a girl I'd suck my own dick. That's how that poll works right?

While fucking yourself in the ass.
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#17
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> fellatio
> female

This isn't even the first thread on this. It's weird people are so curious about this.

Don't be transphobic

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#18
probably would on occasion


people do weird shit when they're horny
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#20
ill denote your sex
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#21
Gender? I barely know xyr.
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#25
gonzaw 
ah yea, that would be awesome! with some camera trickery and editing you could do it without CGI, other than the portals themselves. If the skin color matches well enough and they're a similar build it's not really obvious which upper body goes with which lower body.
#26
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gonzaw 
ah yea, that would be awesome! with some camera trickery and editing you could do it without CGI, other than the portals themselves. If the skin color matches well enough and they're a similar build it's not really obvious which upper body goes with which lower body.


Well, I imagine the camera focusing on the head of the person, while also focusing on the crotch of that person, where we see his own head doing fellatio to himself (appropriate to this thread's topic). That would need CGI. But yeah, you could get a similar trick using a body double with camera tricks (e.g just focusing on the back of the head, so the guys head is only in shot 1 frame at a time).
#27
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#29
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No, I rather have my hot wife do it for me, like she did last night.

but what if you could do it with her?
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#30
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Honestly I'm surprised by all the "no" responses.

Dey lyin


@OP: Yes I would suck my own dick. I'd suck my dick repeatedly, and with vigor.
#31
Honestly I would but not to perform self fellatio but lick the shit off myself after performing anal on a girl 😶
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#32
i tried making a joke about this in that flexibility thread where i purposely left letters out when i said i could s my own d but nobody took the bait and i completely forgot where i was taking it




#34
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Plus you're getting blown by a dude.

i mean that's how masturbation works though right, you're getting jacked off by a dude
#35
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#38
First thought: what the fuck?
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#39
Well I was thinking... isn't masturbation itself gay, because you're giving a guy a handjob as a guy?
#40
OP's threads sucks dick harder than we would suck our own combined....so he ultimately answered everyone's question.
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