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Masterbation
3 18%
super-gay
14 82%
Voters: 17.
#4
why would you felate your clone. you wouldn't feel it, you would just be sucking off a dude's dick who happens to be your clone
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#5
There's no such thing as masturbation. Only mirror-universe you sexually assaulting you with your own body.
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#6
por que no los dos
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brot pls
#8
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  por que no los dos

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 It would be rape, because you can't give yourself consent

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why would you felate your clone. you wouldn't feel it, you would just be sucking off a dude's dick who happens to be your clone

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There's no such thing as masturbation. Only mirror-universe you sexually assaulting you with your own body.

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#9
Sucking your clones dick ?
Pretty sure that's gay as fuck
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#12
Not even adding an incest option smh you have a long way to go as a sh*tposter smh
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#14
I bet the universe would collapse if you 69ed your own clone. This is my favorite physics theory.
#15
it's obviously incest guys; you'd be genetically identical


why you try being CONSTRUCTIVE
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brot pls
#16
If you fellate yourself and then clone it, is that gay or masturbation?
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#17
I'm not sure what you would call it but lesser things have angered the volcano gods.


#18
Either incestuous gay masturbation, or, if you're sucking them off, you're gay, but if they're sucking you off and you close your eyes, it's whatever you want it to be.
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