Poll: Would you fuck you?
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View poll results: Would you fuck you?
I'd fuck me
10 36%
I'd fuck me hard
10 36%
I'd fuck me so hard
13 46%
Nah lol
12 43%
Voters: 28.
#1
Hell yes, even da thought makes me horny.
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#2
Nah. I'm like 6'2" with a large frame and fairly masculine features. I'd probably be an ugly woman.
#3
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#4
No dude. No.
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#5
If the female me was about 100 pounds lighter then maybe...?
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#6
if the female me has nice tits and a really good looking ass
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#9
yep
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#10
Probably not
Same sex clone maybe
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#11
No. Regular me is ugly af, opposite sex me would pretty much be eldritch Lovecraftian horror.
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#13
I'd make lots of little incest babies, so when they said "how did you and mum meet" I could say "I made a female clone of myself" and they'd think it was a joke
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#14
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I'd make lots of little incest babies, so when they said "how did you and mum meet" I could say "I made a female clone of myself" and they'd think it was a joke

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#15
so kinda like fucking my sister?

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#17
If I was like gifted a female clone of myself solely to have my way with? I'd probably have some serious morel dellemas
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#18
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#19
Don't think I am psychopathic enough to inflict another one of me on the world.
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#22
My female self would seriously have the biggest juiciest tits though. Oh god WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING
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#23
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Oh god WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING

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#24
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You're saying that you're aroused by thought of your own sister. Don't panic. It's nothing we don't already know.


ROfl oh god
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#25
Less creepy hypothetical, if some super scientists figured out exacted what you'd look like as a woman and found a woman that matched and she wanted to bang you cause you're hot to them, would you?

In this incredibly convoluted situation, I'd 100% be down
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#26
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Less creepy hypothetical, if some super scientists figured out exacted what you'd look like as a woman and found a woman that matched and she wanted to bang you cause you're hot to them, would you?

In this incredibly convoluted situation, I'd 100% be down


So basically, if sum scientists found ur sister n she wanted sum fuk?
#27
Yup. It's been long enough that I'll do pretty much anything though.
#28
ok..so this 'clone" would know EVERYTHING about you..every thought word & deed..think she would be interested in YOU...think about it..
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#29
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ok..so this 'clone" would know EVERYTHING about you..every thought word & deed..think she would be interested in YOU...think about it..
in this case an agreement to an ASAP murder/suicide would be the most likely.
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#30
Honestly, I don't know. I'm most attracted to girls of my same background. If girl me was cute maybe it's the next logical step.
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#31
no bcos i'm an ugly motherfucker. i mean maybe if fem!canti had nice titties and but even then eh
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#32
sure

im short af so I usually go for girls my height. she'd probably be average as far as looks go, which is fine. 
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#33
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So basically, if sum scientists found ur sister n she wanted sum fuk?

I wouldn't know she was tho and that makes me feel better
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#34
I'd kill it before it kills me
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#35
would be banging my sister basically, no thanks.
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#36
Nah too bitchy and high maintenence.
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#37
Nah, she could do better.
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#38
No the concept just sound wierd AF.

But this guy would,

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