#1
I'm sure that you are all familiar with Noah the "whammy without a whammy" kid. Well as it turns out, he is still making educational videos, but his focus has shifted from advanced guitar techniques to theoretical physics. Now I am not sure which one is him, but this is a video from his channel. File under W for: where are they now?


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Last edited by theogonia777 at Jul 9, 2017,
#2
that's even more cringey than the whammy bar video was. I've seen one other video rapping about physics and it was just as cringey. I can't take more than a few seconds of that.
Last edited by The4thHorsemen at Jul 9, 2017,
#3
No
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#4
That's like a deliberately bad thing, right? 
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#6
It's taken him like 8 years to go from 10 years old to 12 years old.
#8
jesus christ that's awful
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#9
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#10
this kid is infinitely more talented

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#12
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this kid is infinitely more talented


was not as bad as I expected
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#14
Oh the days of before 144p or just a p to be fair XD
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I like the parts with their little dogler.
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#16
"give me acceleration
due to planet earth's graviiiiity"

this is honestly so fucking painful

the rhyme is right there to make

and he just drags it out and... doesn't
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#17
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this kid is infinitely more talented



I've seen that video a while ago. I don't really know why I've watched it in the first place because I'm definitely not into djent and it had everything to make me believe it would suck. Began watching thinking "ok here we go again, although it's a bit weird it has quite a lot of views and likes", when he began playing I was really surprised.

He's really talented for his age, mainly assuming he really composed the track himself.
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