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I've had exotic pets but not that exotic since a lot of pets are considered exotic
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frog that makes you feel good when you lick it
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#6
Probably some kind of bird. Like a parrot. Or a lyrebird.

Or like, a phoenix. 
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Ferrari F40

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axolotl
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#14
Savannah cat



They generally behave and have the demeanor of dogs, but are pretty acrobatic and catlike.



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#16
Definitely a Tiger. Second would be an alligator.  I dont really consider pets that are available to buy without a license exotic.
#18
Kangaroo obvs. It could beat the shit out of burglars.
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#22
I'd get some caimans since I saw some baby ones for sale in a local petshop recently

Apparently they make very bad pets and you need a licence for them, but how cool would it be to have one running around the garden, scaring the shit out of every other creature in the neighbourhood?
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You live in the UK
The poor little buggers would die of reptile hypothermia
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The poor little buggers would die of reptile hypothermia

Not if his granny knits it a jacket.
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If it's a boy, you could call him Roar-y.

And if it's a girl, you could call her and say "I'm sorry about last night. I should have told you sooner I have a reptile dysfunction."
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I own one of these (endangered species).

I win.


We have multiple axolotls. Critically endangered and possibly extinct in the wild.

So much for you winning something that isn't even a competition.
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If it's a boy, you could call him Roar-y.

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Or Pterry!
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We have multiple axolotls. Critically endangered and possibly extinct in the wild.

So much for you winning something that isn't even a competition.
I don't get their deal, like they're endangered as fuck but they're pretty widely available as pets, no?
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I don't get their deal, like they're endangered as fuck but they're pretty widely available as pets, no?


Endangered only counts for in the wild. Similarly, the Bactrian camel is considered to be one of the most critically endangered species of large mammal (with some estimates putting them in lower numbers in the wild than the giant panda) but because they have been domesticated, there is a huge domesticated population of millions. The only levels on the conservation list that takes domesticated populations into consideration are extinct in the wild and extinct.
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Endangered only counts for in the wild. Similarly, the Bactrian camel is considered to be one of the most critically endangered species of large mammal (with some estimates putting them in lower numbers in the wild than the giant panda) but because they have been domesticated, there is a huge domesticated population of millions. The only levels on the conservation list that takes domesticated populations into consideration are extinct in the wild and extinct.


I should also clarified and say that in that last sentence it shoukd say "captive" rather than domesticated since many animals in captivity, whether zoo animals or common legal pet species such as many fish, reptiles, amphibians (such as axolotyls), and birds are technically not domesticated.
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#36
Id get a lemur and call it Zoboomafoo
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Id get a lemur and call it Zoboomafoo


If I have a lemur I'd have to name it King Julien because my grandkids would make me.

Something something move it move it...
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#39
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#40
it's not exotic, but i want a duck so i can name it Mallard Fillmore.

i thought that was really clever and original when i thought it up while stoned nearly 10 years ago.

maybe some kind of flying squirrel or one of those little marsupial kinda things.
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