#1
Hi,

I told God about the big gig in the church next weekend that I haven't practiced at all for. I prayed for some awesome guitar skills.
God's answer 'Use more delay and reverb my young one'
I feel blessed, ๐Ÿ™Œ
🍗🎹🎶🎼🎧🎤🎮👾🎸🎨🎷⚽️🎱🏁🎺🎻🍮🍰🍪📱👻🐔🐣🐥🐤🐽🐷💀👽💩💸🚽👻
Last edited by Guitar137335 at Jul 11, 2017,
#2
That wasn't god.


You're just talking to yourself.


Seek help. Professional help.
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#3
Are you sure that was God, and not the priest while he was fucking you in the ass?
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#6
i asked god for some help

i didn't get an answer because he doesn't exist 
#7
I'm sure it was God, he told me to meet him in a blackout Jeep outside the church and he will give a special effect only available in Heaven called (Big Sky)
I will take a pic of him and post it here.

He also said that's its very important no one can follow/come with me.
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Last edited by Guitar137335 at Jul 11, 2017,
#8
It'd only be divine if it came with dank presets. Better run that in stereo or its blasphemy.
#9
The Insane preset on the Line 6 spider is the closest I've come to meeting God
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this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

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Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#10
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The Insane preset on the Line 6 spider is the closest I've come to meeting God

So close; if only you'd been running a metal zone into it...
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#11
Playing in church is using more reverb.

God just wants you to go to church more.
#12
what you need is a new god 

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#13
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what you need is a new god 



Missed opportunity to post Yngwie memes.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#14
Quote by Guitar137335
Hi,

I told God about the big gig in the church next weekend that I haven't practiced at all for. I prayed for some awesome guitar skills.
God's answer 'Use more delay and reverb my young one'
I feel blessed, ๐Ÿ™Œ

and an autotune, you know, for the false sense of security
"I definitely don’t write all my music in a blackout, like I used to, although I did come up with some good stuff in a blackout."
-Matt Fucking Pike
#15
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Missed opportunity to post Yngwie memes.

 


Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#16
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Are you sure that was God, and not the priest while he was fucking you in the ass?

#18
god told me to skin you alive
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#19
๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘พ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŽทโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ‘ป
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#21
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hello this is dog

bork
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#23
But I wasn't done talking about that one cheating musician I forget the name of.

My post in that thread got 4 likes but I can't see who they were because you deleted it so now I'll never know.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
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Missed opportunity to post Yngwie memes.


"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge