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#1
Do it 


no porn or you'll get banned
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#3
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#4
"It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war"
#7
trees and cats and books and sex
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#8


frogs make me happy because they truly are nature's most ridiculous creature. They're essentially a spring loaded mouth, they don't walk or move normally, they just fucking launch themselves forwards, crash land, then do it again, over and over again in search of food
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
Last edited by Bladez22 at Jul 12, 2017,
#9
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#11
aesthetic af


Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#12
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13


As well as that the girl that sends me love and nudes
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
Pastafarian96

Howee sweet momma
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#15
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#17
Guitar/Bass:
Schecter: Damien 6/Stilletto Extreme 5, Squier: Bullet HSS*, Washburn RX10*/WG-587, Agile Septor 727
*mods

Amps/FX
Peavey: Vypyr 30/Max 112 (200W), ISP: Decimator

Quote by dannyalcatraz
Understood- I waste money on amps*, too.

justinguitar.com is the answer
#18
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Esperanza Spalding, Vulfpeck, Caravan Palace


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#21


also my electrics and some music but i cannot be bothered to take multiple pictures given that it's too dark out for good lighting anyway
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#22
this is an almost surefire way to get me to laugh or at least crack a smile:
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
#23
Jodi Arias
Guitar/Bass:
Schecter: Damien 6/Stilletto Extreme 5, Squier: Bullet HSS*, Washburn RX10*/WG-587, Agile Septor 727
*mods

Amps/FX
Peavey: Vypyr 30/Max 112 (200W), ISP: Decimator

Quote by dannyalcatraz
Understood- I waste money on amps*, too.

justinguitar.com is the answer
#25
Quote by K33nbl4d3
it's too dark out for good lighting anyway


Wouldn't being dark out be better for good lighting since you don't have to worry about potential contamination from natural light?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#26
Quote by ultimate-slash
K33nbl4d3
So, eh... Can I have that?
I like you but I'm not sure I like you that much.

Quote by theogonia777
Wouldn't being dark out be better for good lighting since you don't have to worry about potential contamination from natural light?
Possibly if I had indoor lights that my phone camera cooperated with as well as it does with natural light, but I don't so no.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#27
Quote by K33nbl4d3
Possibly if I had indoor lights that my phone camera cooperated with as well as it does with natural light, but I don't so no.


Oh. So you didn't actually mean good lighting. You just meant having some source of light.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
Quote by K33nbl4d3
I like you but I'm not sure I like you that much.

Oh...

It's just... I thought we had something special...
#29
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#30
theogonia777
I mean if the sun isn't good enough for you, sure.

ultimate-slash
Sure we do, I just don't have guitars coming out of my ears. I'll let you know when I do though, then you can be the first to get one of my earwax- and blood-stained Les Pauls.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#31
Quote by K33nbl4d3
theogonia777
I mean if the sun isn't good enough for you, sure.



the sun is really only good for the moon from a lighting perspective tbh

and that's only for practical reasons really
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#32
Quote by theogonia777
the sun is really only good for the moon from a lighting perspective tbh

and that's only for practical reasons really
i mean okay

it is substantially better than any of my indoor lights when it comes to photographing the ocean turquoise metallic and blonde finishes of my telecasters
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#33
Quote by K33nbl4d3
i mean okay

it is substantially better than any of my indoor lights when it comes to photographing the ocean turquoise metallic and blonde finishes of my telecasters


that would be because you don't have real lighting

if it makes you feel better tho I don't have real lighting either : \

but if i did I actually know how to use lights
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Jul 14, 2017,
#35
slapsymcdougal 

slapsy has a heart!
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#36
Quote by zgr0826

Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
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