Say a sentence you'd say at a funeral that you could also say during secks

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#4
you mean you've never had sex during a funeral lol
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#5
You got this thread idea from Facebook, didn't you?
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#7
I came because I love you.
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#9
I didn't think it'd be this hard
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
Oh god, he's everywhere
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#17
This shit is such a rip off.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#18
Rip it off, just like the rest of us did
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#19
"I expected him to last longer than his father"

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#21
That guy keeps staring at me
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#22
"This chicken's good, who made it?" 
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#24
I'm sorry I've been such a disappointment
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#26
What 'the hell' is secks?
It seems like a retarded and wrong way to say the word sex.

Why not say sex?
Why perverse sex with secks?
Keep your perversity to yourself..
It's sex.
S E X
sex. 
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#27
When you have sex, you have sex, not secks - Sex!
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#28
i like reading secks 

;_;
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#30
ok, now fill the hole already
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#32
Don't cry..
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#34
I love the feel of this semi.
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#36
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#37
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came

Too early
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#38
Well he is quite stiff!!!
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#39
See you in hell

Wish I was doing anything else

This sucks

How am I gonna pay for this

More people here than I expected

Etc.


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