#2
Is he Ronald's non-clown brother?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#3
who
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What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
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He's Ronald's only non-clown brother.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#6
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He's Ronald's only non-clown brother.
Okay so less terrifying and has probably killed millions of fewer children
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#7
Remember that show he had on some dumb major network that was just called Norm or something of the sort? America's greatest Canadian import imo


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#8
is that ted cruz's brother
superman is killing himself tonight
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Remember that show he had on some dumb major network that was just called Norm or something of the sort? America's greatest Canadian import imo

He played Norm
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is that ted cruz's brother


More like Turd Cruz kek
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#12
good thread
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#13
is this the new norm in the pit
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More like Turd Cruz kek

heh heh. Nice.

I like Norm. He's not my favorite, but he's pretty good in small doses.

He is funny as a pigeon in Mike Tyson Mysteries.
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So does you
#17
Norm Macdonald is my god.

Him + Conan = comedy gold

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#20
Fun fact, this store in the mall here has a dude that works the register that sounds just like Norm.

We've all just decided he's secretly his son or something. It's awesome. Such a great voice.


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#21
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Okay so less terrifying and has probably killed millions of fewer children

hey

hey

can we not confuse slavery with death please
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#22
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hey

hey

can we not confuse slavery with death please
What about slavery to one's health conditions?
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#24
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Norm Macdonald is my god.

Him + Conan = comedy gold

superman is killing himself tonight
#25
Is this the man who owns a farm from the children's song?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
And of course the classic Conan/Norm interview:

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#28
You guys are such Normies
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
I've seen a lot of his work so yeah he's cool.
He's a dude who definitely likes to feel for the edges.

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#33
God, Letterman is so wretchedly awkward and uncomfortable. I genuinely can't stand listening to him talk.
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#35
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
i think my favorite Conan was where he went on and on about Oscar Pistorius and "how can you win a race if you don't have any legs?"
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#37
In his talk show appearances, he's great at that sort of thing where he takes something not funny but approaches it with such an obnoxious conviction and persistence that it comes back around to being funny.
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