#1
Hello.

I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band (will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx) (Don't even ask what it means).

Requirements:

- Be maximum 23 years old
- At least 25 years playing the instrument
- Be able to play at 240 BPM (Minimum)
- It's a serious project, so be responsible.

I use a 14 string guitar tuned 4 1/2 steps down, make sure you can tune down your instrument that low.

Those who are interested send a e-mail to this direction: brutalfokindetmetalm8@falsemails.edu
Phone: (-66)1235550100
Address: False St. 123, Maninhat An, Province of Northeast Dakolina, Nowhereistan.

Pls halp.
How does this thing Works ??!?!
Last edited by Necroheadbanger at Jul 20, 2017,
#2
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#4
I played a 7/4 tambourine part in a song once.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#5
What you need is a new triangle
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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#7
I so want to be part of this but mom won't let me play anything other than classical bongo
#8
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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists

I use a 14 string guitar tuned 4 1/2 steps down, make sure you can tune down your instrument that low.



K koo, I've got some pipes, just need to borrow an oxyacetylene torch.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#10
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what


you know how people put personal ads in the paper to find love

think of this as a personal add to keep women away
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#11
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Address: False St. 123, Maninhat An, Province of Northeast Dakolina, Nowhereistan.

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