#1
So, I'm looking at my feet and I kinda noticed my toes are grouped: Big toe, the three toesketeers, and little pinky.

I can slightly move little pinkus and biggie on their own, but the trifecta seem to be hardwired 

I've never really paid much attention to other people's feet (or my own for that matter), sooooo, is this normal? Anybody else have this set-up. Or do other people have different iterations based on their genetics (do Norwegians have SIX toes?)?

Also, what are other fun ways to describe each of your toes?
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#2
No it means you have the butt cancer. D:
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#3
i'm kind of the same

i can't move my toes individually apart from the big toe and pinky 
#4
P sure everyone is the same.
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#6


i'm in between Egyptian and Roman
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inb4 blode with the foot fetish
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i'm in between Egyptian and Roman


Greek left foot, righty is more roman

How accurate is this?

It's obviously bullshit, just showed my brother and his feet are Greek and Egyptian

Also I can wiggle my big and little toes, keeping the middle three still. I've yet to meet another person that can do this, it's my most useless talent
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How accurate is this?


When you consider that 99% of the world is left out and that several of those groups were mixing with each other, probably not very accurate.
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#16
i refuse to believe it's not accurate as fuck

between my oily skin and inherent laziness i'm pretty sure i'm 100% greek
#17
according to that thing i'm kind of crossed between Greek and Celtic which makes sense with my heritage.

oh wait Egyptian maybe.

except my toes are all really long.

they're like foot fingers.

sometimes i actually pick things up off the floor with my toes.
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sometimes i actually pick things up off the floor with my toes.

i used to do this 

i thought i was weird for doing it so i stopped 


pretty sure the reason i started doing it was because i found out monkeys or gorillas did the same and thought it was efficient as fuck
#20
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i used to do this 

i thought i was weird for doing it so i stopped 


pretty sure the reason i started doing it was because i found out monkeys or gorillas did the same and thought it was efficient as fuck


come back to the monkey knuckle side

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sometimes i actually pick things up off the floor with my toes.


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both of my feet are the egyptian type, and the only toe i can move independently is the big toe

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#23
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ooh ohh

ah ah

I know these are monkey sounds, but i cant stop reading them like jeff goldblum ones.
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