Poll: Sex in public
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I've done it
15 39%
I've witnessed it
7 18%
Neither
11 29%
Both
5 13%
Voters: 38.
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#1
Anyone witnessed public shaggers? Where was it, and how did you react?

Anyone done it themselves, and if so, why?

Reason im asking is, I was walking through an underground carpark when I heard what sounded like a furious pig grunting in the darkness. I look and theres this old dude just going to town on some chick bent over in front of him. They're hiding in a dingy corner surrounded by pipes and shit. I make eye contact with the dude but he doesnt miss a beat just keeps going. I walked the fuck out of there and tried to ignore it. Honestly though, kinda wish I'd called security on the fuckers. It was like 1pm. All kinds of people could be walking past there and no one wants to see that. Also, theres always this lingering question of "did i just witness a rape?". What if it was and i did nothing.

Anyone had anything like this happen, how did you deal with it at the time?
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I make eye contact with the dude but he doesnt miss a beat just keeps going.


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#4
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You could at least have said hello, you bastard.

I didnt recognise you in the dark
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#5
yeah saw some dumb fuckin homeless mongoloids fucking like civilized people behind the dumpster at a place I used to work at

I wasn't the one who caught them but I saw them putting their pants and shit back on. the chick was pregnant too

should just nuke the site from orbit tbhtbh
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Yea you should've whipped it out right there

Missed opportunity 
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Yea you should've whipped it out right there

Missed opportunity 

Got ourselves a duel.

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#9
I once saw public shagging while walking the dog.

Came across another person walking their dog, and without a second thought, badabing badaboom they sniff each other's butts and they just go at it.

Just like a couple of animals, I tells ya
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#10
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I once saw public shagging while walking the dog.

Came across another person walking their dog, and without a second thought, badabing badaboom they sniff each other's butts and they just go at it.

Just like a couple of animals, I tells ya

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#11
I've never seen/experienced public sex but last week I saw some middle aged woman rubbing the groin of a man in his 30s in a pub in order to determine how big his pee pee was

I've also seen various middle aged women touching their friends boobs in pubs in order to see how big they are

Middle aged women shouldn't be allowed to drink in public. Discuss. 
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#13
spotted this one champ sucking a titty in broad daylight




#14
nah

i once saw two naked homeless guys get into a fight at the YMCA tho

and unrelated funny story:

went to a show and a bunch of us go back to our friends' house.

one guy is having very loud sex with his girlfriend. we'll call him Steve.

it is his girlfriend's birthday.

suddenly, one of us gets a call.

it's Steve.

friend answers and hears Steve scream "BIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL POOOOOOOOOOOOOLE" (i've changed the name a bit)

followed by sounds of an argument and Steve's girlfriend storming through the house in just a bedsheet and locking herself in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

apparently Steve had once joked about screaming our one idiot friend's name as he was finishing and on his girlfriend's birthday he was drunk enough to think it was a good idea.

...

oh wait there was this one really bad high school dance where chicks were blowing dudes in the center of the gym.

Catholic schools, eh?
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#15
I've done it a couple of times. In cars in public parking lots, in the woods in a public park, etc. 

There's a bit of thrill tbh. It's not like a fetish for me or anything though. I prefer privacy

I've never witnessed anybody else doing it, thankfully. Most people aren't as handsome as me tbhtbh
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#16
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nah

i once saw two naked homeless guys get into a fight at the YMCA tho

and unrelated funny story:

went to a show and a bunch of us go back to our friends' house.

one guy is having very loud sex with his girlfriend. we'll call him Steve.

it is his girlfriend's birthday.

suddenly, one of us gets a call.

it's Steve.

friend answers and hears Steve scream "BIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL POOOOOOOOOOOOOLE" (i've changed the name a bit)

followed by sounds of an argument and Steve's girlfriend storming through the house in just a bedsheet and locking herself in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

apparently Steve had once joked about screaming our one idiot friend's name as he was finishing and on his girlfriend's birthday he was drunk enough to think it was a good idea.

...

oh wait there was this one really bad high school dance where chicks were blowing dudes in the center of the gym.

Catholic schools, eh?

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#17
I have never witnessed full on sex in public or been involved in it, but I have seen a girl of 16-18 get fingered on the train
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#18
once on a train, once in a parking lot, and one time i heard what sounded like a cat getting killed right outside my window. I ran outside to save the poor cat and walked out to two cats getting it on.
#19
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In cars in public parking lots, 

Oh, if this counts, then totally.

A cop actually tapped on the window and told us we had to leave.

Kinda (actually exactly) like that once verse in the song Strokin'.
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#20
In cars is the PG-13 version of public fornication. It also helps if you're young/clean and not an old homeless bum aggressively fucking a hooker in a place frequented by families and teens.
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#21
I hadn't seen my gf in weeks and when I did finally meet up with her it would be hours before we got to a place of privacy. She intentionally wore something she knew would antagonize me, so I pulled into a parking structure and that's that. Don't particularly regret it, but it's probably something I wouldn't do now.
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#23
One night I had just gotten back from a night with my girlfriend. She didn't put out, so I was stuck with blue balls and a hard-on the size of the Eiffel Tower. I decided it was time to start the normal Saturday night routine of logging on Pornhub, Jergens Ultra Healing for extra dry skin, and commence with porking. Well that wasn't doing it for me. I started looking around for something I could actually fuck. I was looking at bottles, something big enough to stick my cock in. I ended up with an empty bleach bottle that I fastened to a pillow to fuck. I filled the bleach bottle with warm water and tons of tissue. About half way through my fucking I realized I couldn't fully pull my penis out. The top of the bleach bottle surprisingly had a cock ring effect and I was stuck. I figured that after a while I would lose my erection and the bleach bottle would fall off, but much to my dismay I found that I didn't fully clean the bleach from the bottle because my cock started burning bad! For an hour I sat there in pain. My mother came home to find her son hugging a pillow. She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained for two weeks.
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#24
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#25
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One night I had just gotten back from a night with my girlfriend. She didn't put out, so I was stuck with blue balls and a hard-on the size of the Eiffel Tower. I decided it was time to start the normal Saturday night routine of logging on Pornhub, Jergens Ultra Healing for extra dry skin, and commence with porking. Well that wasn't doing it for me. I started looking around for something I could actually fuck. I was looking at bottles, something big enough to stick my cock in. I ended up with an empty bleach bottle that I fastened to a pillow to fuck. I filled the bleach bottle with warm water and tons of tissue. About half way through my fucking I realized I couldn't fully pull my penis out. The top of the bleach bottle surprisingly had a cock ring effect and I was stuck. I figured that after a while I would lose my erection and the bleach bottle would fall off, but much to my dismay I found that I didn't fully clean the bleach from the bottle because my cock started burning bad! For an hour I sat there in pain. My mother came home to find her son hugging a pillow. She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained for two weeks.

It happened to me twice 
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#26
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In cars is the PG-13 version of public fornication. It also helps if you're young/clean and not an old homeless bum aggressively fucking a hooker in a place frequented by families and teens.

Look, if he was homeless, then where was he supposed to take the hooker?

I mean, other than "from behind".
#27
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Look, if he was homeless, then where was he supposed to take the hooker?

I mean, other than "from behind".

Damn, I'd never considered walking in his piss-stained shoes before. I guess homeless people need their afternoon delight too.

tbf though, could've waited until later at night. at least then when you go out you're at least somewhat expecting it in the back of your mind. 

also I don't actually know if he was homeless, could've just been a couple of thrill-seekers. in which case my witnessing them plays a weird part in their fetish that I'm not entirely comfortable with.
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Damn, I'd never considered walking in his piss-stained shoes before. I guess homeless people need their afternoon delight too.

tbf though, could've waited until later at night. at least then when you go out you're at least somewhat expecting it in the back of your mind. 

also I don't actually know if he was homeless, could've just been a couple of thrill-seekers. in which case my witnessing them plays a weird part in their fetish that I'm not entirely comfortable with.

maybe because it was during the day, he didn't have to pay the outside office hours premium
#29
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maybe because it was during the day, he didn't have to pay the outside office hours premium

I didn't realise prostitutes had different rates at different times of the day, kinda like a parking meter.
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#31
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#32
I vaguely remember what they were doing exactly, but when I was on a cruise I saw a rather t h i c c black couple sitting in a jacuzzi and iirc one of their hands was down the other's pants.
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#34
Not really a public sex story in the traditional sense, but I remember at my old apartment complex in college that there was this couple that lived next door to me. The girl: very beautiful, in school, pretty sure she paid all of the bills, took care of the dog, etc. The guy: guido, violent and confrontational, I think he was a cook at a restaurant, didn't have much going on. They fought all the time and they would always get physical, but then about 10 minutes later you would always hear loud sex. One night, as I was walking in from work, I could hear this chick moaning like never before. It was louder than usual. I look around the corner and the door is slightly ajar, and the two are in the living room going at it like two mice in a wool sock. Honestly, at the time I was 23 years old and single so you bet your ass I watched for a few minutes. They never noticed, or at least, didn't give any indication that they did. 

To this day, I often wonder if that guy would've cucked and let his jolly neighbor in on the action. Hell, he left the door open. Why not? 
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#35
I banged a girl on a beach, but it was night and there was no on there.

Also in parking lots, while camping, etc.
#36
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#38
My wife and I would often go to the drive-in theater.
Always brought pizza and beer along as well.

Pizza,
Beer,
Movie,
Blowjob.
Those were perfect nights.
#39
Is it really public if nobody sees you, though?

Like how if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, would it be slander to say the tree was impotent and liked to fuck lobsters?
#40
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Is it really public if nobody sees you, though?

Like how if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, would it be slander to say the tree was impotent and liked to fuck lobsters?
oh this reminds me of that one time on the roof of the parking garage where I accidentally left one of the windows down and when we finished we noticed a guy a few spots over who was clearly pleasuring himself to the soundtrack that was provided.
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