aka Bladez22 aka the ug baeeeeeee

i got you this thread because im drunk and am too lazy to get you something creative
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Happy Birthday nigga!
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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my name is jake and it's not my birthday

hbd, dood
hbd i got u a blade

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


happy bird day

Kiss on the cheek for a sweet birthday boy.

That's your birthday present, I'm tired
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
Happy birthday! Congratulations on having the best first name in the world. 
I have nothing important to say
I got way too drunk, threw up, then passed out, and now I feel fucking awful

I drank an entire bottle of limoncello, half a bottle of amaretto, and a few beers. I don't remember drinking all the limoncello, but apparently I was really proud of finishing it
Last edited by Bladez22 at Jul 23, 2017,
hbd I got you nothing the gift of learning not to care about material things
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.