#1
aka Bladez22 aka the ug baeeeeeee

i got you this thread because im drunk and am too lazy to get you something creative
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#2
Happy Birthday nigga!
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#4
my name is jake and it's not my birthday

hbd, dood
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#5
hbd i got u a blade

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#6
happy bird day





#7
Kiss on the cheek for a sweet birthday boy.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#8
Ayyyyyyyy

That's your birthday present, I'm tired
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#10
Happy birthday! Congratulations on having the best first name in the world. 
I have nothing important to say
#11
I got way too drunk, threw up, then passed out, and now I feel fucking awful

I drank an entire bottle of limoncello, half a bottle of amaretto, and a few beers. I don't remember drinking all the limoncello, but apparently I was really proud of finishing it
Last edited by Bladez22 at Jul 23, 2017,
#12
hbd I got you nothing the gift of learning not to care about material things
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.