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#3
I hope you step in a puddle of water... with socks on.
#5
Quote by soundgarden1986
Calling something/someone dumb usually gets the point across better than some overly wordy nonsense
You're dumb.

You're right, I like how simple it is. I tend to prefer cleaner versions of certain words. Butt is funnier than ass and poop is funnier than shit.
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I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#6
I bet you frequently post in the off topic section of a guitar forum.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
 I usually go for the ol' "Good SIR! You are a devilishly ignorant libertine and a myopic halitosis-infested sycophant whose birth certificate is an apology from the heavens above for the abomination they have bestowed upon the world!"


That or "heh, ur mom tho"
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#8
give yer balls a tug ya titfucker




#9
Quote by MinterMan22
give yer balls a tug ya titfucker

Yer fucken' ten-ply, bud
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#10
Remember calling people rejects as a kid? Now that was a fucking insult.

You reject
#11
you are so gross, i hope the blode sends you one his special DM's, i bet you would like that WOULDN'T YOU, sick pleb

you suck at guitar bro, even jrcsgtpeppers can run circles around for you DAYS, go practice your scales and arpeggios, you god damn neanderthal
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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(Don't even ask what it means)


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#12
Overly wordy insults sound so lame
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#14
Quote by MinterMan22
give yer balls a tug ya titfucker
Aye, me name's Angus and lasseh Ah tell ya a'll letcha pleh with me loch ness monster
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Jul 28, 2017,
#15
I intend to kill you, make leather out of your skin and weave it into a horse saddle so I can fart on you all day as I ride my steed.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#17
Insulting people reminds me of youtube comments so I try not to do that
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#18
Quote by WCPhils
Overly wordy insults sound so lame
yeah

generally "you" followed by 3 or 4 syllables does the job much better
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#19
your butt is an insult
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#20
i call people cunts. Im on a mission to desensitize the word. 
#21
Bitch and dick are probably my most used insults

In the heat of the moment it's hard to think of imaginative insults
I have nothing important to say
#22
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#23
"Oh yeah...well..."

shit who am I kidding, I suck at it. I'm pretty good at dirty looks though.
Flying in a blue dream
#24
If you start rambling to insult me... I just stop listening and start making a cock stroking motion with my hand.  Keep it short and sweet.  Dumb-Ass.  Shit-head.  Shit for brains.  Fuck stick.  Tard Cart.  Needle Dick.  Rectal Ranger.  Cum Dumpster.  Etc.  I'm a fan of the classic two or three word insults.  They get to point.  

Shitfaced Cockmaster.  
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#25
I don't really know the last time I legit tried insult someone that wasn't on here cause that's what we do


I swear a lot, so I sometimes I'll do the opposite when joking around with my friends, or I'll string synonyms together. 
friend to me: "you fucking cunt"
me: "yea, well you're not nice" 

or "your dumb stupid idiot face"
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#27
Libertarian

I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#30
"Well, so's your face!"
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#31
Quote by slapsymcdougal
"Well, so's your face!"

also a good one. the less sense it makes the better
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#32
wanker
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#35
"listen you cross-eyed dumbass, I'm telling you it's in there"
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#36
The backhanded compliment with a wafer thin veil though
"I hope a bird shits on you, but then I'm not superstitious"
"You are like an underwater fart, amusing but still rather unpleasant"
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#38
Quote by Valhalla4021
Turd is a funny word.  You Turd...


I work with a girl named Esther and I call her Esturd lmao.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#40
I find your greatest flaw be it personality or appearance and I work with that. I get pretty creative when I want to insult someone.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
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