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#2
None of them say existence so no I don't agree
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#5
I always knew Kansas was the worst state.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#6
lol @ Massachusetts
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#7
Sleeping with the window open is a terrible idea in Texas. Especially in the southern areas where summer weather is almost year round. It's never cool enough to get a nice breeze in. Too many god damn mosquitos and cockroaches and fire ants as well. Peak winter nothing to worry about tho.
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#9
tennessee is trash




#10
i hate my fellow New Jersey-ans more than i hate jellyfish.

also i think i should move to New Hampshire.
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#11
We don't hate sleeping with the window open. We just don't enjoy melting like a mong so we all have AC units.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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#12
"I hate winter"

then fucking move, assholes
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I always knew Kansas was the worst state.

if North Korea nukes Kansas, I will vote Jill Stein 2020
#13
My current home state is Wisconsin, and I do not hate trap music (though I don't really listen to it). However, I grew up in Ohio, and I definitely do hate tying a tie.
Death to Ovation haters!
#14
holy shit i need to go to hawaii im tired of normies trying to be seen at shows instead of actually witnessing whats in front of them 

i do agree with my state too tho 
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#15
Bagels without cream cheese or margarine
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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#21
Maryland

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
lol @ sand in Arizona.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#24
I'm not American so have no state to agree with but I really enjoyed how stereotyped that list was. Some of the state answers were hilariously bigoted.
#25
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How the fuck can you still hate *NSYNC in 2017?


Give them a chance, that state only just got electricity, they've a lot of CDs to catch up on.
#28
I find it hard to believe that my state hates dabbing pizza grease with a napkin more than paying personal property tax on stuff you have owned for years and years.
Flying in a blue dream
#30
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How can so many people hate tuna salad it's savory, refreshing, and delicious

it fucking stinks tbh

I refused to eat it until I was a college student & cans of tuna were the only substantial food left in our apartment.

Now I like it, but it still fucking stinks.
#33
I actually like Times Square tbhtbh

Hate whiny people tho.
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#35
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#38
I guess I prefer drinking with other people, but I wouldn't say I hate drinking alone.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
#40
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Wouldn't it be great if her arms squeezed out a dormant beer-fart to the face, causing her to laugh so hard she pisses all over his neck?
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