Poll: wot do
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Flush
8 31%
Bury
6 23%
Cremate
3 12%
CONSUME
9 35%
Voters: 26.
#1
Hypothetical situation: you and your partner were going to have a baby. Something went wrong and it ended up miscarrying and winds up in the toilet bowl. 

Do you just hit that flush button or would you take it out and give it a burial or some such thing?
#2
First I'd take a piss, then flush

Gotta conserve water in this economy
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#3
is it weird that i was thinking about this the other day 

honestly i'd have no idea what to do in that situation would you need medical attention after you miscarry or what 
#4
thanks to denial, i'll never be the father of a child

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#5
this is why Gary's been m.i.a.

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#6
read the title as bush or furry
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read the title as bush or furry
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life is disappointment

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#8
make it into something useful, like a handbag or a sextoy idk
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#9
jfc that's gross...

I mean, it's obviously going to clog the drains and then you'd be dealing with stagnant poop water.
#10
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jfc that's gross...

I mean, it's obviously going to clog the drains and then you'd be dealing with stagnant poop water.

Oh god.. as much as I hope no one planning to have a baby has ever ended up miscarrying and then pooping on top of it, a part of me knows this has probably happened before
#11
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Oh god.. as much as I hope no one planning to have a baby has ever ended up miscarrying and then pooping on top of it, a part of me knows this has probably happened before

I fear it's entirely possible...

I read about this big woman who didn't even know she was pregnant and ended up giving birth in the toilet when she thought she had to poop. The story didn't say whether she actually ended up pooping as well
#12
If we knew, bury.

the majority of miscarriages are really early, and just thought of as late periods. They never know
#13
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Oh god.. as much as I hope no one planning to have a baby has ever ended up miscarrying and then pooping on top of it, a part of me knows this has probably happened before


They are accompanied by the worst pain you've ever felt and an extreme amount of blood so I mean unless all of your poos are like that...
#14
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They are accompanied by the worst pain you've ever felt and an extreme amount of blood so I mean unless all of your poos are like that...

Isn't it pretty common to poop during labour anyway?
#15
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Isn't it pretty common to poop during labour anyway?


I dunno.

I guess the difference with a miscarriage is you aren't actually pushing or anything so I don't think it would happen.
#16
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They are accompanied by the worst pain you've ever felt and an extreme amount of blood so I mean unless all of your poos are like that...

Oh wow.. so.. I guess if that has ever happened, they probably knew it was a miscarriage and pooped anyway.

Maybe they were like, "welp this is already so shitty, might as well shit"
#17
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Oh wow.. so.. I guess if that has ever happened, they probably knew it was a miscarriage and pooped anyway.

Maybe they were like, "welp this is already so shitty, might as well shit"


So have you always had a complete inability to empathise with people different to you or is it something you actively work at?
#20
gary why though
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

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#22
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I saw a picture of a miscarriage in a toilet and I wondered what they did about it afterwards

"omg, what's happening to me?

*sploosh*

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#25
Dig it out the toilet and inform authorities and then put it in the ground since that is the most environmentally way of dealing with it (and put it not too deep without a casket somewhere so bugs can enjoy it and your dead fetus can give life to other things)


flushing it would prob block the toilet up and if it doesn't block your own plumbing up, it'll be a huge annoyance to some sewage worker at some point in the process anyway.
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#27
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jfc this thread is morbid.

biggest surprise was finding out k'nuckles is just as tasteless in real life as online. 

usually people play up how weird/whatever they are. 
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#29
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biggest surprise was finding out k'nuckles is just as tasteless in real life as online. 

usually people play up how weird/whatever they are. 

my condolences 

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#33
what the fuck gary
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#34
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Tbh I really didn't think this was all that grim


of course you didn't.
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#35
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So have you always had a complete inability to empathise with people different to you or is it something you actively work at?

I mean, check the context of the thread this is in tho.
#36
I thought this was going to be a thread about goldfish

What the fuck man
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#37
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I thought this was going to be a thread about goldfish

What the fuck man


when my father kept goldfish for a few years he would just chuck any dead ones in with the normal garbage.

i guess you could do the same with miscarriage but I think cause it counts as clinical waste or something so would need specialist trash collectors to pick it up.


edit:
I got curious.

in uk:

https://www.hta.gov.uk/sites/default/files/Guidance_on_the_disposal_of_pregnancy_remains.pdf
The Human Tissue Act 2004 (HT Act) makes no distinction between the disposal of pregnancy remains and the disposal of other tissue from a living person; pregnancy remains are regarded as the tissue of the woman. Although under the HT Act, consent is not required for the disposal of pregnancy remains, the particularly sensitive nature of this tissue means that the wishes of the woman, and her understanding of the disposal options open to her, are of paramount importance and should be respected and acted upon./



on further links it's more clear it's treated as clinical waste (which has to be officially disposed of properly) pretty much but with the added thing of that optional special treatment, instead of just dumping it in in a clinical waste bag and have it collected. so basically, legally, if it popped out in the toilet, it should be taken out and then disposed of as clinical waste if the mother doesn't give a crap, or sorted out with their hospital if they wanna bury or cremate it instead. even if they don't give a crap, they should prob get checked up anyway.


However:
Babies born dead after the 24th week of pregnancy are defined in law as stillbirths and must be registered as such. This includes late terminations that take place at gestations exceeding 24 weeks. Common law requires that stillborn babies must be buried or cremated.


so in that case flushing it or sticking it in clinical waste and having waste collection company pick it up instead is no go.
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#40
Consuming is just prolonging the flushing

Makes u think
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