#2
Get some Ginger Ale.

Ginger Ale is always good. Especially for a good boy or girl with a good avatar.  
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#3
Coffee pls thnks bae <3
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
The thirty seconds I wasted looking at this thread

Rootbeer please and thank you
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#5
nah im good. thanks tho
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#7
What kind of store? I could use some honing oil to sharpen my knives. Gotta be nice an sharp so they stick in the trees in the woods.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#12
Monster Ultra Citron, plox
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#14
£5 phone credit and some tranform-a-snacks 
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#15
Some Magnum condoms and a paper bag, don't ask why.

seanlang's mom
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#16
Get me a 6 pack of Heineken thanks
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#18
cans, some polish shit please. warka pref.

also some of that shitty shop baklava they always have near the till pls.

ta.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#19
Publix chicken tender sub, please and thanks.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#22
Do they still sell zebra gum? If so get me that. Oh and a lottery ticket

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#24


please don't leave




#26
Can you pick me up a bottle of shoe glue? The rubber on the bottom of my boot has been flopping around all week but I've been too lazy to drive to walmart.
#27
Quote by redwindmh
You guys want anything?

Reported for not only lurking, but also having a 'multi-account' which goes against the Russian's UG Terms of Service (the same ones that made a living off having no copyright)

Dual accounts are against the rules, unless you contribute more to the subforum.
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#29
Whiskey, vodka, rum....getting shit-faced. Kthxbye
Guitar/Bass:
Schecter: Damien 6/Stilletto Extreme 5, Squier: Bullet HSS*, Washburn RX10*/WG-587, Agile Septor 727
*mods

Amps/FX
Peavey: Vypyr 30/Max 112 (200W), ISP: Decimator

Quote by dannyalcatraz
Understood- I waste money on amps*, too.

justinguitar.com is the answer
#30
Quote by Fat Lard
Arby911 Die faggot, you deserve fuck you, I need to get it off my chest

respect the elderly




#37
Moosehead...eh?

Canadians play with bigger balls, and the area of focus is wider and longer.
Flying in a blue dream
#38
Get me all the money from all the tills
I have nothing important to say
#39
Quote by frankv
Eww.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

ur a fat fuck big smoke