#1
Can I get you anything?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#2
Can you get an autograph from florida man?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#3
Apparently I'm, according to Lardo, too fat and stupid to go to Canada, so actually, can you just drop me off there instead? Anywhere's fine.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
can you get me some alligator meat from fudpuckers? shit's delicious
Check out my band Disturbed
#10
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give Fat Lard a good slap for me

and bring me his tears

He's too busy being woke to be slapped, tho.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#14
don't get murdered

or eaten by a gator/giant cockroach/swamp monster

that is all i want
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#15
Get me one of those Florida SoundCloud rappers, there's a lot of then, it won't be hard to find one, they will tell you first
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#16
Get me some of those rum flavoured Dominican cigars.
RPD - Finger Pickin' Good
#18
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Get me some Cracker Barrel  or some Bob Evans


I can get you both in Louisville.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#19
I sort of enjoyed my time living in south Florida. I hated how it had the worst divers in the entire country. I've never seen so many car accidents daily in my entire life.
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#20
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I sort of enjoyed my time living in south Florida. I hated how it had the worst divers in the entire country. I've never seen so many car accidents daily in my entire life.

Underwater cars?
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#21
I thought Texas was unanimously voted as the number one state for worst drivers though...?

As a Texan, I agree. It's just full of stupid people with stupid sized trucks who never go the speed limit for stupid reasons.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Aug 7, 2017,
#22
Well you have to consider maritime admiralty law, and the fact that theyre traveling in land ships.
2013 #5 Uger
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#23
AM I BEING DETAINED
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#24
Under the Articles of Confederation, you cannot detain me because I'm traveling.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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#25
Since it's Florida, you can just get me arrested.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#26
I'd like an alligator with the entire elderly population. So basically the entire population.
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Apparently I'm, according to Lardo, too fat and stupid to go to Canada
I'll be the judge of that
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