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let's listen to my fire mixtape
12 40%
I only want to hear you
18 60%
Voters: 30.
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#3
Is this pooing or wanking? I'm not hip like I used to be. 
#5
Quote by smithy15493
Probably music, so I cant hear it bark
Lensherr's mom does that for you too? Weird.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
#6
no music
gotta hear them juicy soundzzz
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December 14, 2017
#7
really quiet ambient music or a tv to drown out stuff in the background, like people in other rooms or on the street, but still hear clearly what's happening in the immediate area.

also lights on.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#9
Depends on the mood.


Also the chick.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#10
I got a bunch of second hand CD's from my old guitar teacher. In amongst them I found her son's "shag mix".
#11
Quote by whoomit
I got a bunch of second hand CD's from my old guitar teacher. In amongst them I found her son's "shag mix".


What was on it?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#12
I like to play ambient whale songs. It's actually just a recording of seanlang's mom in her sleep but still so soothing.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#14
Quote by Amuro Jay
Depends if there's a particular album I wanna do the deed to at that moment

Edit: like the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack




also

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#15
Quote by whoomit
Dunno. Some sort of glue I think.



Did it smell like your hands?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#16
my sexy time playlist 







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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#18
No music. Just so I can hear whether the Police / RSPCA are knocking on my door
RIP Tom Searle.
#20
I used to be cool with it, until I let this emo girl pick the music.  Something about hearing Saves the Day while humping a girl with too much mascara really destroyed getting off for me

 
"I definitely don’t write all my music in a blackout, like I used to, although I did come up with some good stuff in a blackout."
-Matt Fucking Pike
#21
I like the flesh slapping sound in porn but irl it makes me laugh so kind of a mood killer.

So music obviously
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Stratkat's pet


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Void is a wanker that's why

#23
Quote by whywefight
It's a bit more personal and also good roommate etiquette if it's late at night


or no music means you establish your dominance over your roommates

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I an evety characyer in this story
#24
i don't ever bother putting on music to wank bc i don't think i'll be able to get through half of a song before i finish
#26
last time it was done to the tune of Trailer Park Boys
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
#27
I didn't know if this thread title was referring to sex or shitting, and after reading the replies I now don't know if it's referring to sex, shitting, or jerking off
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#28
Well, I'd feel silly if I start singing without any music in the background...

you can *thrust* by the way I *thrust* my walk, I'm a *thrust* --ing man, no *thrust* to talk
*thrust* loud and *thrust* warm, I've been *thrust* around, since *thrust* was born
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#29
Quote by ultimate-slash
Well, I'd feel silly if I start singing without any music in the background...

you can *thrust* by the way I *thrust* my walk, I'm a *thrust* --ing man, no *thrust* to talk
*thrust* loud and *thrust* warm, I've been *thrust* around, since *thrust* was born



Works for me

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#30
Quote by Amuro Jay
Depends if there's a particular album I wanna do the deed to at that moment

Edit: like the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack

I really gotta try this next time.
"Hey put on some music"
"DK!! DONKEY KONG! HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH. YOU KNOW HIM WELL. HE'S FINALLY BACK TO KICK SOME TAIL!"

Anyway yeah, I usually put music on. Adds to the mood, and I share two walls with roommates.
#31
Quote by WCPhils
I didn't know if this thread title was referring to sex or shitting, and after reading the replies I now don't know if it's referring to sex, shitting, or jerking off

People are only taking it to mean jerking off because half the pit is still virgins lol
#32
I did all the time in highschool so parents wouldn't hear, but not much nowadays.

Although sometimes  
My God, it's full of stars!
#33
Usually I like to chop the head and limbs off and then dissolve them in the bathtub. I then take the victim's body and try to drown it in the river.
RIP Matt Lauer


Because i'd rather pretend you're dead than acknowledge your existence.
#36
Used to put on music when I was living at home (to cover the sound), but now it's dependent on the situation. I don't put music on as a mood thing, but if things get sexy and there's music on, I'll just leave it on.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.
#38
"Doing the deed"

It's ok, I'm an adult.

You can say making fudgies.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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