#2
Get yourself a good beer
My God, it's full of stars!
#3
Jokes on you 'cos I didn't want anything. Unless you change your mind in which case I'll have a Kinder Bueno and a bottle of that ginger Pepsi they started doing

EDIT: And salt and vinegar McCoy's. The grab bag... I think the smaller bags are flavoured differently and it pisses me off.
Have a Christmas
#5
Just get me one of these things yo

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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(Don't even ask what it means)


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#7
Drive safe, honey.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
hah you're wasting gas and money to buy useless stuff like food and toilet paper
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#10
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Working all our lives away just to feed our toilets.
Oi, why you get de-modded?
Were you being naughty?
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Quote by UltimateGuizar
I wasn't really doing anything so thought I'd give someone else a chance to have super powers.

After pestering the mods for months (or was it years) and them actually making you a mod that's it?
#14
He probably demanded his own personal office and was salty when they didn't give him one and quit.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
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After pestering the mods for months (or was it years) and them actually making you a mod that's it?


I couldn't handle the constant drug fueled company parties and random chicks throwing themselves at me.

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He probably demanded his own personal office and was salty when they didn't give him one and quit.


All I asked for was a helicopter but they only ever sent Limousines smh.
#17
UltimateGuizar
you were the best mod rip
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one