#1



Seriously? This is hardly an acceptable picture for an AMBER Alert, much less a multinational corporation.

Also who is this poor child and why has no one taught him how to shave?
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#2
Poor kid is probably lost somewhere over the horizon.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
What he needs is a new amp
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#4
What he needs is a new publicist.
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#5
Yup, I have now. Thanks for the heads-up!
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#7
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#8
he needs a better band
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#9
i know his sister Sophie but we call her So for short
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#10
real talk okay how the fuck is that kid 33
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#11
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real talk okay how the fuck is that kid 33

wtf

edit: thought it was just a bad picture but googling just reinforces wtf.
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#12
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real talk okay how the fuck is that kid 33


their music is so 8th grade it keeps him teenaged forever

just look at tom delonge

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#13
His eyes are looking right into my soul.

But going through my anus, because his obsession with aliens infects everything he does.
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