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Denizen of UG,


Whilst the lords of UG have done more than an adequate job serving the loyal subjects of EG, change is sometimes necessary and sometimes inevitable. Change does not have to be a negative as the past has demonstrated and one might ask, what does change do for me? What will H4T3BR33D3R do for me


Well my friends, I more than a few ideas in which I can benefit the UG kin as I will bring:


- Corks for everybody to sniff

- A wall (paid for by our neighbors down south, GG&A) to keep out all adbots and advertisers

- Pedantic amounts of info about your guitar that you probably didn't really ask for in your thread (such as original BIRTH PLACE not the fake one other campaigners have)

- A possible return of EG monthly jams*!


*pending interest and participation


So fellow EGers, if change is what you want, if change is what you're looking for, if change is what you need. I implore you to give H4T3 a chance. Thank you and Godspeed. 

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#3
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Thin Lizzy or Steely Dan?  This is a critical question.

I prefer a blend of Steely Dan during the evening and Thin Lizzy during party time.


But there is never a wrong time for Steely Dan:

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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#5
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Metallica or Megadeth? Clutch answer for me.

What years or just overall?


I mean it's not a simple yes or no question. This is a pretty controversial debate and I want to do my part in making sure I answer appropriately. 
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#6
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What years or just overall?


I mean it's not a simple yes or no question. This is a pretty controversial debate and I want to do my part in making sure I answer appropriately. 

Just in overall, their music.
#7
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Just in overall, their music.

They're both good and they both made really shit music so that question is almost impossible to answer. 


I like Marty era Megadeth better than any Metallica but I like most Metallica over most Megadeth. 
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#8
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What years or just overall?


I mean it's not a simple yes or no question. This is a pretty controversial debate and I want to do my part in making sure I answer appropriately. 


Already the politician avoiding giving a real answer
#9
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Already the politician avoiding giving a real answer

It's best for business


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#11
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whod win in a wrestling match lemmy or God?


Judging how WWE booked God last time Id say Lemmy has a fair shot.


Im gonna go with Lemmy with a package piledriver @ 23:47 min.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#12
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Judging how WWE booked God last time Id say Lemmy has a fair shot.


Im gonna go with Lemmy with a package piledriver @ 23:47 min.

wrong, trick question. Lemmy is God
#13
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wrong, trick question. Lemmy is God


Clapton is God.


Youre free to try again tho
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#15
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Thats a movie tho, this is life:

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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#16
Who would win

George Michael or Shawn Michaels?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#18
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Who would win

George Michael or Shawn Michaels?


In what kind of activity?


I mean theyd both be good in bathroom stalls but HBK cant sing for shit.


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OK, I've heard of Clapton, but who's Lemmy?  



Right!? THE BASS SECTION IS THAT WAY.


This is why I advocate for the wall and we will extend it up north.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
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In what kind of activity?


I mean theyd both be good in bathroom stalls but HBK cant sing for shit.

Writing songs about sexiness
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#20
I'd vote for this. 
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#21
Make UG great again: Vote H4T3BR33D3R 20whatever
Make America covfefe again
#22
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Writing songs about sexiness


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#23
Careless Whisper is stiff competition.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#25
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Is your/our ragging about Danny's forgotten and untested Orange TH30 and consistent Quilter amp recommendation (almost fanboi level) going to be a constant/theme during your term?


It will have to be addressed at some point.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#26
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It will have to be addressed at some point.

but will it be while you are playing a Thin Lizzy song or Steely Dan? 
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but will it be while you are playing a Thin Lizzy song or Steely Dan? 



Itll be...


Dirty Work


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#28
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Itll be...


Dirty Work



well i'd be far more impressed if it were Opium Trail but ok
#29
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well i'd be far more impressed if it were Opium Trail but ok


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#30
If I elect you will I finally buy a Les Paul?
I'm just a kickin' and a gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#31
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If I elect you will I finally buy a Les Paul?


I will do everything in my power to make sure you end up with the right LP.


Ill even use my free secret service murder
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#32
I've been led to understand that all the elects get one. Know I would do the same for you. (Get a little bit of bribing action in on this election, do it proper).
I'm just a kickin' and a gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#34
 Denizen of UG, Whilst the lords of UG have done more than an adequate job serving the loyal subjects of EG, change is sometimes necessary ... 
#35
 Corbyn celebrates great election night with one of worst high fives of all time - video. He might have had a better night than anyone dared .. 
#36
I agree wholeheartedly
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#37
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Is your/our ragging about Danny's forgotten and untested Orange TH30 and consistent Quilter amp recommendation (almost fanboi level) going to be a constant/theme during your term?


I would enforce a rule that dannyalcatraz couldn't recommend a gear company more than once a day, forcing him to use his amazing research skills to inform the community of even more obscure and cool gear brands.
#38
Id just deport him tbh.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#39
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I would enforce a rule that dannyalcatraz couldn't recommend a gear company more than once a day, forcing him to use his amazing research skills to inform the community of even more obscure and cool gear brands.


On the one hand, I think I know a way to circumvent that rule already, but OTOH, it would make for an interesting challenge...
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

Why, yes, I am a lawyer- thanks for asking!

Log off and play yer guitar!

Strap on, tune up, rock out!
#40
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Id just deport him tbh.


I'll get you for illegal distribution of Hunny. Or salmon trafficking.
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

Why, yes, I am a lawyer- thanks for asking!

Log off and play yer guitar!

Strap on, tune up, rock out!
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