Poll: Vote 2017
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"Give me your cummies, Xiaoxi" -H4T3BR33D3R 2017
6 60%
"Mmm" -H4T3BR33D3R 2017
4 40%
Voters: 10.
#1
I solemnly swear on his (or more accurately, it's) behalf to uphold the rules and care about the community in a positive and healthy way while also being in H4T3BR33D3R's mouth.


Also I'm drunk.

But also really want this to be s thing so let's go.

#Xiaoxi'sDickInH4T3BR33D3R'sMouth2017
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Aug 12, 2017,
#2
sucking dick is so 00s

ya gotta get that salad tossed fellas




#3
yes the cummies, daddy pls
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#4
my dick
his mouth

make it happen

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#5
I thought this was another mod election campaign thread and honestly I'd have voted for anyone who made the title their slogan.
#6
Quote by Spinnerweb
I thought this was another mod election campaign thread
That's exactly what this is though.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Also I'm drunk.
you and me both brother
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#8
I voted for myself
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#9
Quote by MinterMan22
sucking dick is so 00s

ya gotta get that salad tossed fellas

and scrambled eggs?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#10
Quote by MinterMan22
sucking dick is so 00s

ya gotta get that salad tossed fellas


>salad tossing
>current year

Give me a rusty trombone or give me death
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#11
Quote by snipelfritz
and scrambled eggs?

Maybe I seem a bit confused?

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#12
The only man who has cummies that tastes like 91 octane. 
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.