#1
Do it you fucks

I promise to ban josh whenever he's not drunk, ban the mod brown nosers, and ban anyone not helping dig to new lows

help usher in a new low point for the pit, taking it to depths it was always destined to reach. The current mods want to prevent this, they want to stop us from digging, throwing the dirt back in and returning us to the light. what's the point of a pit if it's shallow? If it's not dark, depressing, and moist?

Help me make the pit a cesspit again
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
Last edited by Bladez22 at Aug 14, 2017,
#2
yeah you fuchs
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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#4
Yeah ok
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
I'll unban pavlick
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#6
#makethepitdankagain
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#7
we'll make you a mod alright
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#8
A vote for me is a vote for hilarity
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#9
I'll vote with you if you can get Tobus Rex to concede a point to you.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#13
Quote by smithy15493
Change your profile pic and ill vote for you


But my avatar is actually a picture of me, I couldn't possibly change it
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#14
Quote by Bladez22
I promise to ban josh whenever he's not drunk
Oh God, he's serious.
Vote for him, for the love of GOD VOTE FOR HIM D: D: D:
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Quote by The_Blode
^ I Totally Hope You Do Win This As We Need A Solid But Friendly Mod. . . You Are The One. . . Just Please Win For All Our Sakes. . . Right Behind You All The Way. . .

 Sorry For The Titlecase. . . It's A Thing I'm Trialling. . . I Kinda Like It. . .


Really gp Martin, I thought we were bros.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#16
Agreed, you can also be my running mate and we'll fight cyber bullies together.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#17
Why do you always have to have some gimmick in your posts blode my boy

this might be the most annoying one so far
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#18
This conversation has given me cancer.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
Quote by The_Blode
I want people to like me. . .


Don't we all blodey
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#20
Erik is tyrant and a butt

It's okay, we're all subhuman piles of filth here in the pit
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#22
Quote by aig91
I thought it already was shit?

It's a bit bunged up lately

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