i will ban you completely arbitrarily, mostly while i am drunk, and mostly the weebs. ill be inexplicably absent when theres actual rule breaking going on, like people spamming kitchen renovation services. it will be just like the good old days, except my name will be some dumb made up moderator color halfway between green and blue.

edit: also i want to see if the mod porn thread is still there
Last edited by Dirge Humani at Aug 13, 2017,
it's called teal
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


Quote by k.lainad
it's called teal
like my gameboy color
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: Pink Floyd

Ban me harder daddy
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
I'll vote for you only if you give me under the table rustles.
Most of the important things

in the world have been accomplished

by people who have kept on

trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 
So you'll be Carmel with a less red username?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Quote by Dirge Humani
I prefer Chocolate.

same bad sense of humor i see
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Quote by K33nbl4d3


Dirge, I've always loved your presence as a user, but your bid for mod is hitting me as a bit lackluster...

What can you say to rile me so that you're not totally Jeb!ing it up right now?
Seems like a good choice to me...
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
since i may have disqualified myself, you might just get my vote, NJ bro.

if i remember to vote.