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#1
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/sen-ted-cruz-likes-porn-video-twitter-article-1.3488752

Sen. Ted Cruz has been busy on Twitter.

The Republican lawmaker from Texas was among more than 400 accounts that liked a two-minute-long porno from @SexuallPosts on the social media site.


Not sure how legit but either way lmao
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#2
Actually, i wanted to post that earlier to neuter the animosity hahaha. I laughed my ass off, and was just in time to see the link on his actual twitter so it's very legit 
#3
> neuter animosity

> the pit


Sure.
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#4
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Hey let's not argue or talk about something controversial and enjoy this instead


No

Cruz liking a video of literal cuckolding is a distraction from something... like how his dad worked for the CIA.
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#5
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> neuter animosity

> the pit


Sure.

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#6
from zodiac killer to twitter porn follower ?

not surprised tbhtbh
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#8
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how lame do you have to be to get porn from twitter

He doesn't want his wife to find porn links, duh
#9
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how lame do you have to be to get porn from twitter


ikr wat a loser, he should be getting his porn from UG like the rest of us
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#10
He also has staffers running the page, so idk. Grab the popcorn. It could happen, but with the environment in politics pouncing on minuscule bullshit for a massive scandal, I'd rather wait. Politicians are all dicks, and I wish  Harvey would've flooded DC.
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He also has staffers running the page, so idk. Grab the popcorn. It could happen, but with the environment in politics pouncing on minuscule bullshit for a massive scandal, I'd rather wait. Politicians are all dicks, and I wish  Harvey would've flooded DC.

With all the unnecessary pauses this really reads like beautiful poetry. :handclap:


~~~


He also has staffers running the page,
so idk.
Grab the popcorn. 
It could happen,

but with the environment in politics pouncing on minuscule bullshit for a massive scandal,


I'd rather wait.

Politicians are all dicks,

and I wish   

Harvey would've flooded DC.


~~~
#13
he's going to end up like that Anthony Weiner congressman who got busted for sending dick pics on twitter
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#15
Hey let's not argue or talk about something controversial and enjoy this instead


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#16
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he's going to end up like that Anthony Weiner congressman who got busted for sending dick pics on twitter
yeah, but i think Weiner got caught multiple times after that.

and acted like a dick (lol)

also his name (lol)
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#17
He also believes people shouldn't masturbate so someone is taking a massive L (haha)
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#18
Hey the story in the link changed and now it says he's blaming one of his staff members who had access to it.

Also

“To be fair, literally every photo of Ted Cruz looks like he just got caught masturbating,” wrote Mike Drucker
lmao


lmao
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#19
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Hey the story in the link changed and now it says he's blaming one of his staff members who had access to it.

Also

lmao


lmao

To be honest i expected that, 
#20
LOL it's one thing to watch porn but to hit like is just silly even if you found it extremely fappable.
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#23
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he's going to end up like that Anthony Weiner congressman who got busted for sending dick pics on twitter