Poll: Who would win
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Naruto
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Batman
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Voters: 12.
#1
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Rule 34 would win.

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#4
Naruto vs Batman is super not fair. Naruto is like some fucking mini magical ninja god. You should pair Batman up against Sailor Moon instead. He could probably backhand the fuck out of that bitch.
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#5
Unfortunately this has been pretty clear cut for a while. Instant transmission means that Goku just has to teleport to a place with kryptonite and then teleport back to superman with it. Because he can travel literal light-years instantaneously he can also just outrun superman if superman ever gets the edge in the fight. Add in the fact that Goku has a much more competent support structure in place (a dragon that will grant any wish, the head of the most successful corporation in the dragonball universe, several companions who are very near his power level, etc.) and you've got a really lopsided fight.
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Unfortunately this has been pretty clear cut for a while. Instant transmission means that Goku just has to teleport to a place with kryptonite and then teleport back to superman with it. Because he can travel literal light-years instantaneously he can also just outrun superman if superman ever gets the edge in the fight. Add in the fact that Goku has a much more competent support structure in place (a dragon that will grant any wish, the head of the most successful corporation in the dragonball universe, several companions who are very near his power level, etc.) and you've got a really lopsided fight.

Not to mention that Goku can literally use energy from every willing person in the Universe to perform a super-mega attack.
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#7
Batman is lucky that he doesn't have to face real villains with powerful super powers.
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#8
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Unfortunately this has been pretty clear cut for a while. Instant transmission means that Goku just has to teleport to a place with kryptonite and then teleport back to superman with it. Because he can travel literal light-years instantaneously he can also just outrun superman if superman ever gets the edge in the fight. Add in the fact that Goku has a much more competent support structure in place (a dragon that will grant any wish, the head of the most successful corporation in the dragonball universe, several companions who are very near his power level, etc.) and you've got a really lopsided fight.


This would work 'Cept for Goku is a fucking idiot meathead and I doubt he would abuse an intentionally massive weakness because it would 'ruin the fight' and Goku is obsessed with fighting strong ass people and wants people at their best.


He. Gave. Cell. A. Fucking. Sensu. Bean.


Goku Black would totally wreck the shit out of superman though.
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#9
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pretty sure most dorky youtube channels actually did a serious video on this multiple times over the years



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This would work 'Cept for Goku is a fucking idiot meathead and I doubt he would abuse an intentionally massive weakness because it would 'ruin the fight' and Goku is obsessed with fighting strong ass people and wants people at their best.


He. Gave. Cell. A. Fucking. Sensu. Bean.


Goku Black would totally wreck the shit out of superman though.


Even in a straight up fight I can't see Superman winning though. Superman's ultimate move is using waverider or whatever his name was to travel to the end of time and drop someone (doomsday) off there, but Goku's instant transmission is capable of even traversing to a dimension outside of time. On top of that if Goku goes blonde at any point in the fight it's instantly over because Superman has never been shown to be able to react to FTL threats.
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#13
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Even in a straight up fight I can't see Superman winning though. Superman's ultimate move is using waverider or whatever his name was to travel to the end of time and drop someone (doomsday) off there, but Goku's instant transmission is capable of even traversing to a dimension outside of time. On top of that if Goku goes blonde at any point in the fight it's instantly over because Superman has never been shown to be able to react to FTL threats.


Goku can't use Shunkan to go wherever he wants. He has to have at least been there before or be able to sense life or ki to be able to use it. That's why he couldn't just use it in the TOP ark to pop in the barrier since it prevented him from sensing ki through it. There is also a distance limit or he would've been able to just use it from Yardrat to get back to Earth.

I agree that Goku would still wipe the floor with him though.
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#15
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I think there is a distance limit but it's at least several light years away as he travels back and forth between planetary systems regularly using it. While he wasn't able to do that in DBZ he has improved the technique in whatever the latest series is. You're totally right about him having to have been there before though.

It's still broken as fuck. Probably the most bullshit character in all of fiction.
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I think there is a distance limit but it's at least several light years away as he travels back and forth between planetary systems regularly using it. While he wasn't able to do that in DBZ he has improved the technique in whatever the latest series is. You're totally right about him having to have been there before though.

It's still broken as fuck. Probably the most bullshit character in all of fiction.


He doesn't really travel between planetary systems. He travels to New Namek at one point to get Dende in DBZ but Namek is within Universe 7's planetary system. He was also able to sense them. He can't teleport to Beerus' planet and had to travel in a space ship multiple times in Super to get to places and could only get to places in the higher planes via a button given to him by Zeno.

Also depends on if you're talking canon or anime canon.

He is bullshit broken as fuck though. He always gets stronger and is a multiplanet buster. Prolly a galaxy buster at this point.
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#17
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They would not fight one another, as they are both good guys.


But Goku fights good guys all the time. He fought Yamcha, and Krillin, and Gohan, and Vegeta, and Roshi.

Superman also likes fighting good guys. He's fought Spiderman, Batman, Shazam, Thor, Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and pretty much anyone else on the justice league.
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But Goku fights good guys all the time. He fought Yamcha, and Krillin, and Gohan, and Vegeta, and Roshi.

Superman also likes fighting good guys. He's fought Spiderman, Batman, Shazam, Thor, Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and pretty much anyone else on the justice league.


Yeah Goku really doesn't care who he fights. He just likes fighting. He's not actually good. That's more of a dub thing that made him all heroesque and not some mountain hick that likes to fight.
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He doesn't really travel between planetary systems. He travels to New Namek at one point to get Dende in DBZ but Namek is within Universe 7's planetary system. He was also able to sense them. He can't teleport to Beerus' planet and had to travel in a space ship multiple times in Super to get to places and could only get to places in the higher planes via a button given to him by Zeno.

Also depends on if you're talking canon or anime canon.

He is bullshit broken as fuck though. He always gets stronger and is a multiplanet buster. Prolly a galaxy buster at this point.


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#22
more like superman v goku which one is more LAME
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more like superman v goku which one is more LAME


Prolly Superman.


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#24
Superman with a mullet is pretty lame. Hard to beat that.
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#26
doesn't goku have over 9000 power level so I think he would win
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doesn't goku have over 9000 power level so I think he would win


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#33
Goku > Superman

Anybody else > Batman 

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