#1
I'm sitting on the toilet.

There is so much inside of me that I want to let out.

My colon is so full but absolutely nothing is coming out of my rectum.

It hurts so bad.

What is wrong with me?


I'm sitting next to her.

There is so much inside of me that I want to let out.

My head is so full but absolutely nothing is coming out of my mouth.

It hurts so bad.

What is wrong with me?


C4C
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#2
Kinda gross, but I'm sure you knew that.

However, the link you're trying to establish does make a rough point, so the concept is worth developing, but maybe not in the current terms, unless you want to go into GG Allin territory.
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