I'm just going to close this.  If you're in any way being serious, message me with a damn good argument as to why I should reopen it.
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

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“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”