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NovemberRain273
I don't like Guns n Roses
Join date: Oct 2005
5,451 IQ
#1
do any of you name ur guitars?

i dont, though im thinking of it. wat r ur guitar's names ??
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bat69420
Banned
Join date: Oct 2005
258 IQ
#3
'my little anal bondage whorr-e' no joke it even has a sticker on it that says that( minus the -). why? because teachers really like me and i brought to school one day w/ that sticker on it, u should've seen theyre faces...
CrazyHappyNinja
Batman's a scientist
Join date: Aug 2005
22 IQ
#8
F-Truck. I haven't even got it yet, but my new guitar is an ESP F-250, same number as a Ford F-250 F-Truck, hence the name.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
CSguitarvocal
BlackMetal n00b
Join date: Oct 2004
742 IQ
#9
My red BC Rich is named "Loki" God of Fire/Mischeif cause I never seem to be able to play any of the riffs I know on it... its weird!

My Blue strat is named Jewell, cause she's so pertty.

My acoustic is named Nightmare, cause its about 50 years old, plays beautifully, but is a nightmare to repair.

My bass is named... well, I'll have to name it later
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elvenkindje
UG Monkey
Join date: Jun 2005
1,096 IQ
#10
My LP is called Clitoris, because that way, I can always play with a clitty
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Elvenkindje
ProPlayer
UG Fanatic
Join date: Aug 2005
96 IQ
#11
I call my squire ****
My ex-friend calls his ****ty Ibanez Lucille but i called him a ****er for naming that piece of **** after BB King's guitar. He is a cliche

EDIT: oh and my Ibanez RG1570 is called Martha
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UG's UberGenius
Join date: Sep 2004
44 IQ
#12
Banshee, but I'm considering re-naming it "anvil" because it's damned heavy. I hope I never get round to making that one piece walnut les paul with a thicker body.
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33% God
UG Newbie
Join date: Aug 2005
91 IQ
#14
it doesnt have one yet
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TheShadow
Live & Dangerous
Join date: Jul 2005
135 IQ
#15
I don't hav a guitar to name, but when I get one (I will, I assure you) I'm gonna name it Onyx. Oh yeah!
Pl3h-B0y
UG's Egyptian
Join date: May 2004
55 IQ
#16
I plan to call it Geoff...(pronounced Jeff)
mama let that boy, play some rock n roll
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TTC
Senior Member
Join date: Apr 2005
687 IQ
#18
I call my Squier Squiah , how original is that , meh, I'm thinking of giving it a new name.
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NovemberRain273
I don't like Guns n Roses
Join date: Oct 2005
5,451 IQ
#20
i decided to call mine "wolf" lol
Alta Vera - My real life alternative rock band.
Ashen Spire - My personal metal band.

Super Mario, F-Zero & Dragonball Z covers!

PSN: whatev27

Let me ask you, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?

Sid8Vicous
UG Newbie
Join date: Jun 2005
15 IQ
#24
my guitars name is "guitar". i was thinking about changing it to "nigga please"
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Kaervek
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2005
155 IQ
#25
Gibson, Jackson, and Ibanez (she's japanese).
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Marsian
Hyperactive Emo
Join date: Apr 2005
10 IQ
#26
Marsian coz it sounds like my name
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TTC
Senior Member
Join date: Apr 2005
687 IQ
#27
Streap , yep , that's my new name .
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Nuchtos
Fuelled by Satan
Join date: Jan 2005
27 IQ
#28
My guitar came already named. He's called Johnson.
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popapez
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Join date: Feb 2004
102 IQ
#29
my acoustics name is Paco
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jimmyjimjim
D? is for Danger?!
Join date: Apr 2005
99 IQ
#32
i christen mine sky. high five, jimmyjim, good name. thanks, i try. i know, keep it up
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ProPlayer
UG Fanatic
Join date: Aug 2005
96 IQ
#33
Popapez is back!
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axeslinger01
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2005
1,821 IQ
#34
i have a red Gibson LP named MOJO
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lateraluspiral
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Join date: Jul 2004
249 IQ
#36
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Mine is Little Wing ;] , 'cause it's really cute for me, like a baby guitar, though it's normal



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bluesmaster
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2005
238 IQ
#37
i call my fender strat amanda...dont know...just seemed to fit
bassplayer33333
Banned
Join date: Dec 2004
130 IQ
#38
My guitar is named Woodpecker.
My Ibanez bass guitar is called Geare.
My Upright Electric bass (I made it myself) is called Slots.
My Acoustic bass is Cheesy-Pie.
My Acoustic guitar is Santa.
My drumset (yes I named the set) consists of:
-Snare=Jimmy
-Tom=Tommy and Timmy
-Bass=Baby
-Crash cymbal=Cathy
-Ride cymbal=Foghorn Leghorn
-Splash cymbal=Splashy boy

They all have reasons for me naming them such, but I'm not going to explain every one of them. Some of them are named after a few of my nicknames.
StratEnRegalia
UG's Wise Frog
Join date: Jul 2005
179 IQ
#39
I call mine Rufus. Well, not really, but it sounds cool. And I love Dogma.
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