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So uhm. I just stumbled on this girl dominatrix type shredder thing, and its ridiculous. Any opinions on her? I think shes really full of herself, and that while she can shred, she only speeds up classic songs, and doesn't make up alot of stuff, and whatever she does make, sucks. Its so ew. What do you guys think? I also read some interviews with her, and all she does is scream, promote her brand new, ever releasing DVDs, and talk about how lazy everyone is, how she is the god of classical music now, and how she can compete with guys, grrrl power, etc etc. Its so sickening its funny.

Also, I thought I should mention that she speaks in third person


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#2
She's a kunt. Plain and simple.
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#3
One of these threads is opened at least once a week. And yes...she is a retarded *****. I have to admit, her cockiness got me curious. I went to her site and downloaded a couple tracks...pure ****.
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Yeah, there's been a ton of threads on her in the past. He thinks that she is the best shred guitarist or guitarist period, in the world. She always knocks on fellow guitarists like Yngwie and Michael Angelo, and makes herself sound big. Unfortuneately for her, she doesn't have the technical ability to back up any of the aquistitions that she makes. What it all comes down to, is that she's a bitch. Plain and simple.
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#5
Her tone sounds...horrible. I haven't heard much of her own stuff...in that all i've heard from her are covers of classical pieces. She comes across as highly arrogant too. She's competing alright, but I'd say its a competition with Malmsteen for the title of, "Most arrogant shredder." (Malmsteen's awesome though. ) Come on, she's comparing herself to Beethovan. :|
Lyrics, just breaks between killer solos.
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#8
^She's also an arrogant bastard who thinks she could play better than Shawn Lane. Get a clue.
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#9
I'm pretty sure her arrogance is just for exposure. No one really cares about a mediocre guitar playing woman, but they all know that arrogant, pseudo-S&M guitar playing woman.

Clever, really.
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dude ive said it before and ill say this story again she wanted me to go on tour with her about a year and a half ago. i met her at my store and she was commin in like every week busting my balls about this line 6 head and cabinet she wanted to buy. and then she came in and i was playing and she was like i need another guitarist or something and she is like coked out pretty much i think she needed someone in the back to play for her as she made a fool of her self on stage. but either way i said no she bought the amp and thats it.
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lol
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I absolutely LOATHE this woman... I don't even think shes a woman, shes just.. a ****ing demon.

I consider myself a Feminist, but this creature is just ****ed up, shes just.. wow.. she needs to seriously vanish from this earth, dare I say shes worse than any republican I know, it astonishes me.
Her voice, her attitude, everything, it makes Yngwie look like a gumdrop happy fairy that hands out lollipops to children in candyland, seriously.
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HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the Great Kat
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she is one hell of a bitch , i hate her so much + why would a crazy bitch like her compare herself to the ultimate SHAWN LANE.
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Haha yeah, Shawn Lane kicks @$$. ALso, glad we are on the same page here, I thought it was only me that got mad at her rofl. Glad you liked that video. And shes so generic! Shes like, Im gonna name my video "War", and "Dark Evil", and "Dungeon Black Dark Evil War anythingthathastodowithevilrocknesstomakemelookcool". And when people ask her why she dresses up like that, she always says the same thing, in almost exact words:

"If I have to show skin to get people to listen to classical/my music, I'll do it. Ill do whatever it takes" (To become popular. She failed. Big time. )

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Haha, Yngwie doesnt even come close to this kind of arrogance. At least Yngwie is slightly subtle

Well you all think the same thing, rofl. I checked out some crap from her site, and oh man. The noise in the backgroud is nasty, trust me. Here, I found me a Funny video http://www.greatkat.com/dvd/Extreme%20Guitar%20Shred%20DVD%20Videos-War.wmv


God i hate her so much.
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#22
Rofl yea...popular...

Not the good way popular like the "I want to look and be just like that beautiful person over there"

Its the bad popular like "Wow that fatass nerd over there deserves a good punch in the balls because he never shuts the hell up"
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Rofl to Erc
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Nah I doubt someone would waste their life working their ass off for ONE prank. Thouigh it could be a big one, her prank sucks, and all that scheming was wasted xD
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#26
wtf is every 1 talking about!!!?!?!?!?

teh greatt KaT is liek, teh RoXorZ!!!! im listining 2 her rite now!!!!!!

:hedbang:lol:HeAdbang::haedbanglol

OMG!!!!!!!
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I hate her. You hate her. We all hate her.

I wish she saw this thread.

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"If I have to show skin to get people to listen to classical/my music, I'll do it. Ill do whatever it takes" (To become popular. She failed. Big time. )



PLaying something kickass and original would be a start.

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she's actually quite "popular" ...you're all talking about here


So were the spice girls. :|
Lyrics, just breaks between killer solos.
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#30
Wow this is a funny thread.
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hahahhahahaha she makes me luagh so hard, she is a ****ing joke to this world hahahhaha
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lmfao.

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Let me put it this way..
I'd rather cut off my penis than listen to her for more than an hour.

But seriously, when I first saw her I couldn't believe someone was that hideously, disgustingly stupid and egotistic, so I kept looking at her site, in disbelief, hoping to find one shred of sanity. I listened to her clips, thinking she might have ONE good riff or something, but honestly, its the definition of the shred stereotype I heard, boggles of notes, almost, no, with NO melody in it, its awful.
I literally got a headache because I couldn't stand the sheer randomness and sloppiness and jarbled sound of it, ugh...

I'd rather **** a tree stump than shake hands with that beast...
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I considered sigging that last line. **** a tree stump. haha
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xD You guys are too funny. This christmas would be so special If I could email her this thread
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Holy Crap I'm doing it if she has a fan mail section on her site.
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Haha we should really stir her up by having all of us email her this thread xD, so we can spam her and stuff haha woot! I wonder if we CAN email her. If I ever get this famous, I wont give out my email for this reason :-X lol