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chase09
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#1
Last night at a party, we were playing Truth or Dare (childish, I know) and my friend was leaning against this girl he's dated twice (and both times never got any farther than 2 kisses at a dance that lasted about 5 seconds each) and he dared her to give him a head massage. We proceeded to point out his miniature erection that he had whilst making the dare and we all had a good laugh over it. He denied having one, but seeing as how he kept his crotchal area covered with blankets/pillows for the next couple of minutes, it was obvious he had one.

Basically, this thread is for telling your fellow UG'ers about some embarassing erection moments.
bassman24
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#2
Dave MC's sheckshy Ass got me into trouble whilst i was talking to SD one time. But then Whappen came in and got jealous of not having any attention, so Jallas comforted him, And All the time Dreadnought was playing some nice acoustic backing music for the whole affair.

mogwai777
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#4
I got one last night when I was with this girl who I just started dating the day before, while she was sitting on my lap...it kind of hurt actually, but when she noticed, she actually didn't get mad about it, which was awesome.
ArcherTheVMan
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#5
bassman are you actually talking about the same subject?
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bassman24
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#6
Quote by ArcherTheVMan
bassman are you actually talking about the same subject?


yeah...its what happens when you see an ass so sexy it hurts.

ufossuck
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#8
I never have embaressing erections. The secret is to point them up and no one will notice.
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DaddyTwoFoot
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#9
Why, could this be the new "omg period on a chair" thread?

I can't think of any specific times I've been caught popping.
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kirbyrocknroll
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#10
Girl you like + sit next to in homeroom+ erection=

EDIT: It's erections at bad times all over again
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i always get them in math class and i have to pray to god that the etacher or someone doesnt call me to the front of the class
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you've been here a month, and you know the mods? bull.

i once got an erection in my 7th grade math class, and then my mom came in to pick me up for a doctors appointment. unfortunately i was on the opposite side of the room so i had to walk across the entire class.


haha u got an erection while staring at ur mama ?^?^
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chase09
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#14
Quote by ufossuck
I never have embaressing erections. The secret is to point them up and no one will notice.


thats what i do. but sometimes when a girl is hugging you or something like that, it makes it quite difficult to grab and hide them. I usually do it when no ones looking, or i'll fix it the way i like and then fiddle with my pants on the sides to make it look like i'm just fixing a wedgie, or some other wardrobe malfunction
giorgio1210
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#15
lol, whenever im bored in class and start thinking about stuff like that I try to get my mind off it by thinking about guitar or picturing a les paul in my head lol, getting horny in class sucks.
mogwai777
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#16
Quote by Bodom_Shredder7
i always get them in math class and i have to pray to god that the etacher or someone doesnt call me to the front of the class


Oh my god! That happened to me every single day last year, at the same time every frickin day. There wasn't anybody attractive in that class, but it was always about the time groups had to give a presentation on an overhead, so I'd always go up there trying to conceal this big ol' boner.
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#17
Quote by giorgio1210
lol, whenever im bored in class and start thinking about stuff like that I try to get my mind off it by thinking about guitar or picturing a les paul in my head lol, getting horny in class sucks.


I try that, but then I think of naked women and guitars, and it completely defeats the purpose.
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giorgio1210
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#18
yea, i probably forgot to mention it usually doesnt work because sometimes class is just so damn boring and you wanna jack off but you know you cant so you try not to think about it but you know you want to lol
freewheelinbird
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#19
its a curse. its whenevber i am wearing pajama pants, and theres like nothing i can do about it. the worst is when it happens in chorus
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1fine69
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#20
Yeah, the worst is when you're friends house and his mom or sister wakes you up and you realize you have extremely obvious morning wood.
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#21
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gym class had 2 run around the gym a few times, so as u can imagine, bouncy bouncy bouncy


you have a bouncy penis?
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#22
This is just the Erection at bad times thread remade.

Which reminds me of the "rising sun" story Best story ever.
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#23
Dancing with a girl at a Christmas party who was a clear foot shorter than me and wearing a very loose top. Some fancy footwork while readjusting myself was required and im not too good on a dance floor.
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#24
had 1 once in a monday morning assembly at skool. singing hymns. i was looking at the hot french teacher. fool.
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#25
On a couch with a group of people, and a very attractive girl leaning right up against me. Kind of all over. It was a crowded couch. Anyway, the inevitable happened, and just as she turned around and looked at me, my cell phone went off. Unfortunately, it was on vibrate. Her look of what had been smiley-curiosity turned to a mixture of awe and horror. As it turned out, she was under the impression that as well as having an erection, I could make my penis vibrate at high frequencies.

That one took a while to laugh off.
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#26
At summer camp me and some friend decided to sleep out side... my friend showed me a picture of his girlfriend (who is extremely hot) and i got an erection and it stuck up in my sleeping bag and then a female couciler walked by and said hi and started staring at it(my erection) when she left me and my friends just started laughing
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#27
Quote by Guitarist132
This is just the Erection at bad times thread remade.

Which reminds me of the "rising sun" story Best story ever.

Oh yeah! ...that was great....
terrencemaddox
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#28
Quote by justinhawkins
you've been here a month, and you know the mods? bull.

i once got an erection in my 7th grade math class, and then my mom came in to pick me up for a doctors appointment. unfortunately i was on the opposite side of the room so i had to walk across the entire class.


yeah, in-class erections are a problem so you just have to play it off with a point and a smile
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#29
that was the best thread ever. geting it back up (pun intended) onto the board as a great idea
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NevermorePsalm
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#30
Its not that embarrasing, because most of the time afterward, the girls that saw it ask me out. Coincidence? I dont think so.
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#32
Quote by mogwai777
I got one last night when I was with this girl who I just started dating the day before, while she was sitting on my lap...it kind of hurt actually, but when she noticed, she actually didn't get mad about it, which was awesome.


thats funny i get that.. but my gf don mind

class erections are the worst! i had to stand up in spanish nd didnt have time to pop it up
Still Life
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#33
Quote by ufossuck
I never have embaressing erections. The secret is to point them up and no one will notice.

That is also what I do, simple solution.

i always get them in math class and i have to pray to god that the etacher or someone doesnt call me to the front of the class

Someone sure likes math!
kenshinzorz
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#35
i have these jeans that get stuck under my belt when i sit down.. so when I stand up it looks like I have a massive erection. It pisses me off, I have to push my belt buckle down everytime I stand up
Still Life
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#36
Quote by AH@2112
One time i had an erection...like a HUGE erection and my history teacher called me to the front of the class to do sherades and i had democratic party and no one guessed it for ten minutes and the whole time i had an erection.

perhaps they were all too busy looking at it to guess what you were trying to do.
AH@2112
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#37
Quote by Still Life
perhaps they were all too busy looking at it to guess what you were trying to do.

probably

another time the girl i like she sits next to me and i got the biggest erection of my life and she looks down near it and says: "i see you got a new belt" and i was like "ya........." (i don't think she was looking at my new belt)
Sqeeezie
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#39
one girl played with my erection during math, i got jacked off under a table during a test, she just grabbed it! i was like WTF and she just smiled, but she got the answers from my test, sneaky james bond stuff she pulled...
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#40
Bullshit.^

My friends went to see Romeo And Juliet and the at the end the guy playing Romeo had a hard-on, and since they were in tights and stuff it was fairly noticeable. He was lying down pretending to be dead since it was the end, and when everyone was clapping my friend yelled out "BONER!" to which Romeo's corpse responded by going bright red.
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